David A. Keene
U.N. should move to Paris and get into Chirac's bed
June 10, 2003
President Bush is trying his best to let the French know that he leads a magnanimous nation -- one that's willing, to an extent at least, to let bygones be bygones. After all, we managed to win the war in Iraq even without Jacques Chirac's assistance and are used to the fact that the French are prone to act as they do. But it's tough. Bush might have to be nice to the man, but the rest of us don't. The French president didn't just oppose the United States on Iraq in the United Nations; he was an accessory before, during and after the fact in Iraq. France had good reason to oppose our policies out of pure self-interest. The billions of dollars in lucrative contracts held before the war by French concerns were directly traceable to the goodwill of Saddam Hussein. Chirac had no incentive to try to be part of the solution to the crisis in Iraq for the very simple reason that he and his buddies were part of the problem.
His concern for peace, justice and the European Union's (EU) way has been demonstrated time and time again over the last few years. As if defending Saddam Hussein were not enough, in the midst of all this, he welcomed Robert Mugabe, the dictator-cum-thug who rules or tries to rule Zimbabwe, to France in a desperate attempt to curry favor with the man by legitimizing him when most world leaders were suggesting that he is no longer fit company for anyone who claims to be civilized. Zimbabwe, once an exporter of food to the rest of Africa is today a nation whose people are starving and dying thanks to the policies and tender mercies of this "friend" of Chirac's.
Mugabe may be a racist and he may send thugs out to beat up his opposition while denying Zimbabweans who aren't able to prove their loyalty to him and his party access to the humanitarian aid we send to his country, but he is also a friend of France and the political correctness for which Chirac is fighting.
Thus, Mugabe has turned down more than 10,000 tons of American grain in the past year to show solidarity with France and the EU's "moratorium" on importing genetically modified food products. Other nations have also banned importation of grains from the United States because they fear that if they accept or purchase such products from us, the EU will retaliate by banning their products from Europe.
Mugabe doesn't have to worry about being shut out of Europe, of course, because his nation can no longer feed itself, but he does crave the prestige of being counted a buddy of Chirac.
Now, it turns out Chirac has another new idea that has the advantages of being targeted against the United States and might produce monies that could be used to purchase French products for transshipment to starving Africans and others. It will be cheered by the politically correct and is at heart no sillier than some of his other suggestions.
Consider this one: Chirac is suggesting an international tax on the sale of guns to individual citizens to create what a Brazilian supporter of the scheme describes as a "global fund capable of giving food to those who are hungry and for creating conditions to end the causes of hunger." Reports coming out of the G8 Summit say Chirac favors the tax on individual purchases because he doesn't want to tax firearms manufacturers (some of which are French) and because the bulk of the money thus raised would come from "wealthy" U.S. citizens who are, after all, about the only individuals around who have a legal right to buy guns. It would, of course, be administered by the United Nations.
This new scheme seems very attractive to Chirac and would allow the U.N. to further both its desire to ban the purchase and ownership of arms and find a way to impose an international tax that would allow member nations to get directly into the pockets of the people of this country. What an idea.
I dug my old "get the U.S. out of the U.N." bumper strips out of a box in the garage some time ago and I'm ready to put one on my car. This is an organization that should meet in Paris, where its friends reside and where the heads of member states not welcome here can go to sip chardonnay with Chirac while their people starve.