Instead of "Sing Praised to Jehovah" I think the title of that songbook should be renamed to "Singing the Praises of the Watchtower Organization" or better yet, "Sing the Praises of the Borg-or else!"
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Most Annoying "Kingdom song?"
by doodle-v inwhat's a kingdom song you can remember singing that gives you the creeps now?
mine is "move ahead" i think that was the title, anyway it has so much rhetoric... but the tune is so darn catchy.... darn.... in my opinion, those songs are the perfect example of mind control.
move ahead.. move ahead ... blah blah blah blah blah .
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Most Annoying "Kingdom song?"
by doodle-v inwhat's a kingdom song you can remember singing that gives you the creeps now?
mine is "move ahead" i think that was the title, anyway it has so much rhetoric... but the tune is so darn catchy.... darn.... in my opinion, those songs are the perfect example of mind control.
move ahead.. move ahead ... blah blah blah blah blah .
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doodle-v
have any of you guys ever thought about joining a Baptist church to experience the music? I have. I want to go to a black chuch just because I think the gospel music is much more inspiring. Everyone is up clapping. And they only allow people in the choir who can really sing! hehe
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Most Annoying "Kingdom song?"
by doodle-v inwhat's a kingdom song you can remember singing that gives you the creeps now?
mine is "move ahead" i think that was the title, anyway it has so much rhetoric... but the tune is so darn catchy.... darn.... in my opinion, those songs are the perfect example of mind control.
move ahead.. move ahead ... blah blah blah blah blah .
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doodle-v
I remember a 1984 Watchtower which is the blueprint for all weddings. What is appropriate, not appropriate, blah blah blah. Yes, the wedding march is too worldly, only Kingdom melodies should and can be played. That one about marriage is the one I usually heard at weddings. Something about pearls strung together, that's the only lyrics I remember, which is really too much. I remember that article too, no overly large cakes, confettii was definatley a no-no, no dresses with looong trains. how booooring can you get? this is the only verse i remember from the "kingdom melody for weddings" Chords of three strands are stronger than that of only two when god is in a marriage then problems will be feeeeeeeew snooooooore
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What did you do to keep yourself amused at the KH?
by be wise inwhen i was very young about 12 or 13 my brother [he's mad, not much older] sometimes used to do a cheeky magic trick during the watchtower[god, this was the most boring of them all, i think].
he used to put his hands by his side and miraculously the books on his lap would rise all by themselves [yeah, you guessed it ...morning glory], well it made me laugh my head off.
i bet people could see my shoulders bouncing up and down from the back row.
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doodle-v
I would take my baby daughter in the back of the KH so i could play with her- kids are a great excuse
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Most Annoying "Kingdom song?"
by doodle-v inwhat's a kingdom song you can remember singing that gives you the creeps now?
mine is "move ahead" i think that was the title, anyway it has so much rhetoric... but the tune is so darn catchy.... darn.... in my opinion, those songs are the perfect example of mind control.
move ahead.. move ahead ... blah blah blah blah blah .
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doodle-v
maaaake da troooof your owwwwn (barf!)
by the waaaay you doooo conduuuuct yoseeeeelf
you make knowwwn dat da trooof is your owwwwn (gag!)
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I know this sounds a bit mean but........
by doodle-v ini've thought about buying a big dog and naming him satan.
so when jw's come to my door i can watch them run down the street when i yell.
sick em, satan!!.
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doodle-v
Yeah f****er would be great, that would the jdubs turn red for sure, hehe
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Most Annoying "Kingdom song?"
by doodle-v inwhat's a kingdom song you can remember singing that gives you the creeps now?
mine is "move ahead" i think that was the title, anyway it has so much rhetoric... but the tune is so darn catchy.... darn.... in my opinion, those songs are the perfect example of mind control.
move ahead.. move ahead ... blah blah blah blah blah .
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doodle-v
Hey Dan the Man
And bring what else? jahobah's kingdom! eternal life! and happiness!
I remember my parents teaching me that one when i was very little.... makes my stomach hurt just thinking about it
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Most Annoying "Kingdom song?"
by doodle-v inwhat's a kingdom song you can remember singing that gives you the creeps now?
mine is "move ahead" i think that was the title, anyway it has so much rhetoric... but the tune is so darn catchy.... darn.... in my opinion, those songs are the perfect example of mind control.
move ahead.. move ahead ... blah blah blah blah blah .
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doodle-v
Good one Rayvn, how many of you know "Christian Youths" who would get married right out of highschool just so they could have sex and end up in a crappy marriage and three or four babies to take care of?? I can think of many.... oh what miserable lifes the Watchtower hath wrought!!
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I know this sounds a bit mean but........
by doodle-v ini've thought about buying a big dog and naming him satan.
so when jw's come to my door i can watch them run down the street when i yell.
sick em, satan!!.
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doodle-v
We had a talk in bookstudy one night about a bloke who named his dog Jehovah and the dog died the next day! Just another JW legend I guess.
ROFLMAO!!!!
im laughing so hard im in tears!! i've heard that one too!
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I know this sounds a bit mean but........
by doodle-v ini've thought about buying a big dog and naming him satan.
so when jw's come to my door i can watch them run down the street when i yell.
sick em, satan!!.
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doodle-v
I've thought about buying a big dog and naming him Satan. So when JW's come to my door i can watch them run down the street when i yell
SICK EM, SATAN!!
anyone else thought of other wicked things to do to JW's when they come to your door? come on... i know im not the only one.