Brownboy,
I am Beelzebub, ruler of the demons! I am here to torment you forever more... on internet forums... wherever you go, whatever you do, I'll be there.
In my former existence I was called Belshazzarbullshat.... and before that, Satan, the 666, the imperfect number that I will tattoo on everyone's forehead on this planet! I will tattoo it on they're forehead, or on they're bums.... whatever is sticking out, I guess.
"The meek internet liars shall inherit the earth!"