i was at university the other night in the computer lab, cruising this site, well a fellow classmate who has been in my class since sept and we have become friends, walks past, looks at the site i am on and says, "i noticed you are on a jw site, did you know i am a jw, are you one?".
i was shocked.
i turned to him and let loose,.
Brownboy,
I am Beelzebub, ruler of the demons! I am here to torment you forever more... on internet forums... wherever you go, whatever you do, I'll be there.
In my former existence I was called Belshazzarbullshat.... and before that, Satan, the 666, the imperfect number that I will tattoo on everyone's forehead on this planet! I will tattoo it on they're forehead, or on they're bums.... whatever is sticking out, I guess.
"The meek internet liars shall inherit the earth!"
i was at university the other night in the computer lab, cruising this site, well a fellow classmate who has been in my class since sept and we have become friends, walks past, looks at the site i am on and says, "i noticed you are on a jw site, did you know i am a jw, are you one?".
i was shocked.
i turned to him and let loose,.
Run away, grashopper. Run away.
Now where did I hear that trashy advice before?
Do me a favour, grashopper. When you're on 'paradise' erf kissing cobras, milking dingoes, and cleaning up animal shit, I hope that you will think of me... dead....
Because paradise erf or not, I don't want any part of it. Please inform Jehobah by ESP tonight. Let me assure you that I won't be there. The only ones that will be there will be the internet liars.
i was at university the other night in the computer lab, cruising this site, well a fellow classmate who has been in my class since sept and we have become friends, walks past, looks at the site i am on and says, "i noticed you are on a jw site, did you know i am a jw, are you one?".
i was shocked.
i turned to him and let loose,.
This is the reality of life..............no one is perfect.
That's something that I learned when I was like five. If I listened to your 'insight' I would have the insight of a ten year old.
Come now... how old are you? Were you ever a witness? My guess is you're just some sixteen year old kid just messing with us. I certainly hope so.
i was at university the other night in the computer lab, cruising this site, well a fellow classmate who has been in my class since sept and we have become friends, walks past, looks at the site i am on and says, "i noticed you are on a jw site, did you know i am a jw, are you one?".
i was shocked.
i turned to him and let loose,.
Wow. You're going to test my thinking abilities. I'm truly scared....
You really shouldn't throw your pearls before swine, you buffoon.
Let's see, have I ever been misled? Oh no, everyone on the planet, no matter who, has been 100 percent truthful to me; especially those on the internet. I don't answer questions truthfully from confirmed liars.
i was at university the other night in the computer lab, cruising this site, well a fellow classmate who has been in my class since sept and we have become friends, walks past, looks at the site i am on and says, "i noticed you are on a jw site, did you know i am a jw, are you one?".
i was shocked.
i turned to him and let loose,.
Oh, and one more thing that I can write to make your god angry.
Jehovah is a poopie head. I already cancelled my subscription to the ressurection that Jehovahs Witnesses believe, so how much worse can it get? It sounds like a Monty Python skit...
"Don't say that word anymore... you're just making it worse for yourself..."
"How can I make it any worse for myself... I'm getting stoned to death!!! JEHOVAH JEHOVAH JEHOVAH!!!
What's he gonna do? I'm already going to 'hades', LOL!
i was at university the other night in the computer lab, cruising this site, well a fellow classmate who has been in my class since sept and we have become friends, walks past, looks at the site i am on and says, "i noticed you are on a jw site, did you know i am a jw, are you one?".
i was shocked.
i turned to him and let loose,.
Sounds like more JW rhetoric. Can't you come up with a better argument, LOL!
Arguing with JW's is like shooting fish in a barrell with a missile.
i got to thinking about the wt study this week (i read blondie's version of it) and the statement that jehovah's witnesses are the happiest people on earth.. there are 2 groups of people in the jw faith and in any other for that matter, those who were born and raised who know no other religion, and those who were converted.. it's somewhat understood, by most, that jw's target those who are emotionally and spiritually vulnerable to convert, therefore they are unhappy.. those who were raised as jw's are told and given repeated examples of how everyone else is unhappy.
when they hear these examples where unhappy people add the jw faith into the mix and suddenly they are transformed into the happiest people on earth, they become convinced that everyone not a jw is like that.. the constant reminders that jw's are the happiest people on earth, for the convert trigger the memory of their poor emotional or spiritual state prior to entering the jw faith, and for the lifetime jw trigger the memory of the previously poor state of the convert.. additional thoughts anyone?.
kwin
Under74,
That about sums it up.
It was so difficult for me that my nerves could not take assemblies, DC's, anything JW with large crowds. It was by far the lowest part in my life.
i was at university the other night in the computer lab, cruising this site, well a fellow classmate who has been in my class since sept and we have become friends, walks past, looks at the site i am on and says, "i noticed you are on a jw site, did you know i am a jw, are you one?".
i was shocked.
i turned to him and let loose,.
Ooooh, I got Brown Boy mad, LOLOL!
What's wrong? Don't like people telling you that you're a liar?
Every thread that you post in, I will make mention of it so that people can see just how filled with 'jehovahs' spirit you really are. I feel that I am helping people... by showing them who you really are. A liar who can't even admit that he's a liar. An a-typical JW.
It would be fun to go see a psychologist seperately and see our mental states. Unfortunately, that's just not possible... too bad, though.
i was at university the other night in the computer lab, cruising this site, well a fellow classmate who has been in my class since sept and we have become friends, walks past, looks at the site i am on and says, "i noticed you are on a jw site, did you know i am a jw, are you one?".
i was shocked.
i turned to him and let loose,.
There must be something to be said about the mental state of someone like Brown Boy. Are there any psychologists or anyone who can tell me why these people come onto websites like these?
I'd wager there's something to be said too about my internet personality too.
i love to get into the whole christmas spirit thing, but i never take it to the point of lying to or deceiving children about it.
i try to teach kids that it is the spirit of christmas that matters... then i saw this thing.
parents are actively trying to deceive their kids by offering them "proof" that santa is real.
Did you know if you changed the words around in santa you can spell satan?
Ever hear that one at the kingdumb hall???
