conditions would have to be met......
1. no more bible quoting (you can make it say anything, if you align the scriptures in the right order)
2. The weird "scary" thingie would just have to stop..... (I have a heart condition)
3. Christmas... from now on we all do it (the kids in school, used to stuff me in my locker, for not celebrating christmas... it's was dark in there.)
4.Rush Limbaugh joins the Democratic party, and votes for gay rights. (it aint gonna happen)
5.I get to be on the cover of the next Watchtower..... (wearing ONLY a neck-tie)