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  When Meetings Went Overtime, What Did You Do?

  by minimus in

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  i used to start looking at the clock behind me, look at my watch, look at the speaker or person handling the part and give obvious facial expressions expressing my dissatisfaction.

  it was a pet peeve of mine!

  a few times when i had the last part in a service meeting, i'd say, rather sternly,"this originally was a 15 minute part but because we are running out of time, we will dispense with (whatever).".

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  lawrence

  Went out front to have a smoke and a beer!
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  one hour countdown

  by purplesofa in

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  to my next job interview.. the one that is with the regional manager.. i will let you all know how it goes.. purps.

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  Good luck!
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  Well - the New Secret Watchtower should arrive pretty soon.....

  by AK - Jeff in

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  i hope someone opens a new secret watchtower website with all the pages scanned monthly.

  wouldn't that be a hoot?

  i forget nowadays - when should the dubs expect that january shipment?

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  Maybe the 1st edition of this "Secret Edition" will have for the cover: Elijah, Moses, and Ted J. sharing hot dogs and a 40 of Colt 45 at a Cubs game? With the first story entitled, "Who shall inherit Brooklyn's fortune?"
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  WHAT QUESTION WOULD YOU LIKE TO ASK JEHOVAH'S LAWYERS?

  by badboy in

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  any takers?

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  lawrence

  James Brown- how do you defend Ted, the rest of the morons at HQ, and the doctrine. How many more will you kill/maim/injure before you find out what "blood guilt" means.

  I know you James Brown, your mother would hang her head in shame, watching you defend these liars, murderers,and false prophets.
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  A former assembly Hall overseer

  by parlay in

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  had the nerve to counsel teddy j of the gb about the unkind way things were communicated.

  to the assembly hall staff, citing the counsel the service department wasn't following it's own advice .

  they give to elders about treating the friends with kindness and respect.

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  Ted will get his. 3 Santeria priestesses have put curses on the bastard in Miami, 2 Jan Kunu priests have put curses on the rat bastard in Belize, and 4 followers of Obeyah have his hair and clothes, and have bestowed every form of evil on this demon of a man. Ted will get his. Oh yeah, Ted will get his. Lurkers, let the pig bastard know, he will get his.
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  Went to bookstudy last night, ugh!

  by Wasanelder Once in

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  ok, i didn't go the kh at least.

  i have a couple who have been my friends for years, i studied with them and they became witnoids.

  he is now and ms and was conducting a book study in a home last night.

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  lawrence

  Howdy Gumby-

  How's the "comeback" going? Throw any literature in sewers lately? Ask the BOE if they needed a polish? Maybe just a little polishing? Many visits with the JC to the library after meetings? Tell us Gumby, what games in your head have you invented since you returned to la-la-land?
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  JW visit after 4 years

  by Cicatrix in

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  a couple of jws came to my door last saturday.

  i knew one of them from my old congregation.

  i am da'd, and thanks to a nosy jw lady who happens to work at our bank, the elders have our new address (they told me that's who they got it from).

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  Don't worry, they'll be back. Maybe even this Saturday. They don't get it; they think that your blood is on their head - blood guilt. Next time, ask them if they'll go and get you a quart of hard liquor at the store, and then you'll be willing to talk. "Don't come here without that bottle of Ginfizz lackey!"
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  Please join us in a toast to freedom!

  by dedpoet in

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  i posted this thread last week.

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/9/142937/1.ashx.

  about a friend of ours who had been informed by her elders that she .

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  lawrence

  I will toast to her freedom tonight, as well as all the others who have been liberated from Egypt and Babylon!

  Might you have the telephone number for the Kingdom Hall, I'd like to congratulate the brethren, and invite them to take a walk outside the prison.
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  Went to bookstudy last night, ugh!

  by Wasanelder Once in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  ok, i didn't go the kh at least.

  i have a couple who have been my friends for years, i studied with them and they became witnoids.

  he is now and ms and was conducting a book study in a home last night.

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  Great one -- "The locust's teeth are like iron because they have chewed on truths regarding the kingdom particularly since 1919."

  This is the "stuff" that makes me laugh louder than most - the locusts teeth, the 7 bowls (1922-1928) which were distributed tracts, the wilderness = jail for the Board of Directors of the book company.

  Hell, Kabalistic Gematria is more straight forward than WT-Org-Speak.
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  Other Killings By Blackwater Staff Detailed

  by nvrgnbk in

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  other killings by blackwater staff detailedstate dept.

  papers tell of coverup.

  by karen deyoungwashington post staff writer .

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  lawrence

  JK-

  Well, if it rains, I don’t care
  Don’t make no difference to me
  Just take that street car thats goin’ up town
  Yeah, I’d like to hear some funky dixieland
  And dance a honky tonk
  And I’ll be buyin’ ev’rybody drinks all ’roun’