here's my one and only spooky story.. my wife goes to visit her jw sister, who lives several hundred miles away, about once a year.
while she is away, i get some major diy jobs done.
she is away at the moment, so i'm fitting a new bathroom.
Dear Spanner:
Sorry to hear about your battery recharger exploding. Did you check to make sure that you loaded it with rechargeable batteries? If you attempt to recharge non-rechargeable batteries, that is exactly what will happen. Ka-booooooooom!!!!!!
here's my one and only spooky story.. my wife goes to visit her jw sister, who lives several hundred miles away, about once a year.
while she is away, i get some major diy jobs done.
she is away at the moment, so i'm fitting a new bathroom.
Dear Spanner:
That man on the bench could have been nothing more than an exterior projection of your conscience. You were torn between doing two desirable and useful activities - painting and getting exercise. You are no doubt a very conscientious person who is very proud of his work. The clue lies in what the "man" said. That was you talking to you. How else could you have known that you would never see "him" again? Probably the stress you were feeling, mixed with a little adrenalin, caused to the externally project the answer to the dilemna you were facing. You were basically saying to yourself: "If one of the two desirable alternatives really must be postponed, then it should be running. After all, I can always go running later. There's no pressing need for me to go running right now."
i was wondering when the next quick build was happening in ontario, i think it is a great oppourtunity to spread some apostacy.
after i left the cong my employer was a jw and my dad worked there also and they asked me to go to one and help out with the electrical, so i thought that it was kinda my duty to help out as it would be a kind jesture and keep my job.
i think it was also my dads last attempt to bring me back and let me see the love again.
Apostate,
You really should invest in a dictionary; a dictionary is a big book with lots of words in it that helps people to spell words like "desecrate" (not "desacret") and "DUCT tape" (not "duck tape" ). I really don't know about you, but I can assure you that most people would never attempt to put tape on a duck!!! Why the hell would anyone want to apply tape on a duck?!?! It would not work. You'd only wind up wasting tape, not to mention pissing off the duck!!! No, you mean *duct* tape. A duct is a pipe, a conduit, or a shaft. It appears in such words as "aqueduct"; "tear duct"; and "air duct." These are conduits through which pass water, tears, and air respectively.
So, be kind to your web-footed friend, because that duck could be somebody's mother... Quack. Quack.
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Undisfellowshipped -
Ca va pas, imbecile! Il ne faut pas dire de desconneries!
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Hey, Undisfellowshipped, allow me to teach you some French - Vas te faire enculer, espece de con!
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Hey, Undisfellowshipped, allow me to teach you some French - Vas te faire enculer, espece de con!
If anyone is offended by the door-knocker in question, I would suggest that they simply imagine it as a guy carrying two giant pears by a hook. And I agree with Kat; some people here are just too friggin' uptight. They need to lighten up a bit or maybe procure a pair of tweezers so as to pull that king-sized burr out of their arse! Seriously folks, let's laugh just a bit more. After all, it is laughter that distinguishes humans from other creatures on earth.
"Si Dieu n'existait pas, il faudrait l'inventer."
If anyone is offended by the door-knocker in question, I would suggest that they simply imagine it as a guy carrying two giant pears by a hook. And I agree with Kat; some people here are just too friggin' uptight. They need to lighten up a bit or maybe procure a pair of tweezers so as to pull that king-sized burr out of their arse! Seriously folks, let's laugh just a bit more. After all, it is laughter that distinguishes humans from other creatures on earth.
"Si Dieu n'existait pas, il faudrait l'inventer."
Ah Nancee:
Ni kan-de-dong gwo yu! Hen hau! Ni shi zhong-gwo ren ma? Huo-shi, ni zai xue-xiao xue nian zhong-wen ma? Ni shwo wo keyi jiang shenmo dong-xi zai zher-li! Hen hau! Zai jian!
Nimen hui bu hui jiang zhong wen?
