I reserve the right to mean what ever I want in what I write and I will not be bound to mean what anyone says I mean.
You can, of course, mean whatever you want with what you write. You cannot, however, decide to change words to mean what you want when they don't. You are bound by, you know, the words you choose to use.
If you choose to not make any sense, you will be (as you have been) challenged on that.