This is very funny. Thanks for posting. We need a little humor now and then.
elamona
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Outsourcing has gone too far
by Euphemism inceo's marital duties outsourced to mexican groundskeeper
grosse pointe, mi?as part of the ongoing trend toward replacing u.s. workers with foreign labor, the marital duties of united carborundum ceo howard reinhardt have been outsourced to his mexican groundskeeper, industry sources revealed monday.. "it was time for a change," said reinhardt's wife melanie, who has been married to the ceo for 17 years and has conducted her sexual business almost exclusively with him since 1984.
"while i was generally satisfied with the level of servicing that i received under howard, it was my feeling that a younger, more aggressive hand on the tiller might bring some new ideas into play.
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The absolute stupidity of Christianity
by logansrun inso often people here confuse just what the real evil is.
we think it is the theology and practices of the watchtower.
neigh!
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elamona
Of course we could institute a great society based on atheism- like the former Soviet Union, and Red China and the other atheistic countries. But as they have killed more of their own people (@100 million) ,in this century alone, than ALL religious wars combined since the beginning of time, I'll stick with religion. At least at some point in their religious madness, someone steps up to the podium and says that what they're doing is wrong, BY THEIR OWN RELIGIOUS LAWS. What stops the Hitlers, Lenins, Stalins, Maos and I forget the Cambodian leader who killed 1/3 of his own countrymen, and the others? I'll tell you what stops them- they get their fill of blood lust or run out of victims. It can't be their religious guidelines because they don't have any. Each one is a law unto themselves, deciding what is right for them and theirs. Hitler had plans to exterminate ALL christian churches, he just didn't have time to carry out those plans.
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elamona
So 9 out of 10 Americans think that those 1/3 of Brits are idiots. Guess that makes our opinion better.
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Did a 'major-event' cause you to join/leave JW?s?
by cyberguy init seems to me, many people become jw?s after a major event in their lives.
perhaps it is the death of a loved-one, such as a father, mother, child, wife, or husband.
on the other hand, it?s also my observation that a "major-event" often causes an active jw to rethink what they are doing with their life, whether they are really in the "truth," as jw?s call it.
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elamona
When I found out, over the internet, how the WTBTS was harboring and hiding child molesters that did it for me. I also found out about their UN membership the same week. This was the icing on the cake. DA'ed myself and told them I never want to associate with an org that lies and protects child molesters. Told them to NEVER contact me again or come to my house. I have never looked back.
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How many people did you personally bring into the truth?
by yxl1 inare they still witnesses?
do you feel personally responsible?
have you made any attempt to correct their/your mistake?.
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elamona
None thank God. I wasn't a very good JW and boy am I glad for that now.
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Is anything sacred to you anymore?
by Xena in.
i was looking up sacrilege tonight because of picture that i saw posted and it got me to wondering what i actually considered sacred anymore..if anything...something i am still trying to work out...so i wondered if anyone else had thought about it.
what if anything do you consider sacred?
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elamona
My family and my religion, although I no longer belong to an organized religious group. I believe God is not responsible for the terrible things done to people in His name. If you think religion is bad then you obviously have not thought much about the terrible things done to the human race by atheists and humanists oriented "religions"and political orgs. All of the people killed in the name of religion since the beginning of time cannot even compare to the hundreds of millions killed this century alone by godless oriented governments. The Communists,socialists, Marxists-Leninists and Maoists have killed at least 100 million people this century and their criminal deeds barely get mentioned anywhere. Why do you suppose this is? Yet every time you turn around there is some article trashing religion, all the while the killing fields in the atheistic countries get glossed over and continue to go on killing and killing. I suppose it's ok to kill people if you're an atheist or humanist- it's expected behavior?
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Cover-Ups
by Sentinel ini'm hearing more and more about jfk, his life and his murder.
the more i hear, the more i believe it was a government conspiracy.
all of that aside, did anyone hear this interesting tid-bit--they say that he "had to be killed--because he was the only us president that was a catholic, and the only president who wasn't a mason".
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elamona
Am sick of anything to do with the Kennedys. Don't really care who killed him. He's gone. That's all. That whole family is a bunch of sicko,adultrious drunks. Had their oldest daughter lobotomized because she was rebellious. This is the kind of people we're suppose to look up to???????
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Worst song you've ever heard.
by FlyingHighNow inwhat is the worst song you've ever heard?
you know, the song that grated on your nerves and made you want to scream if you ever heard it again?
if it's a kingdom song please tell and please tell us what popular song you detested.
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elamona
Anything Willie Nelson does. I won't even accuse him of singing- he has this nasally twangy screechy voice that grates on my every nerve.
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Remember Herbert W. or Garner Ted Armstrong?
by wednesday inrecently i have remembered a man named armstrong and a mag.
he used to publish "the plain truth".
i remember in the 60-70 many people used to get him mixed up with jws.
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elamona
I read somewhere(don't remember exactly where) that Herbert W. and C.T. Russell were bible study students together and parted ways after a few yrs over doctrinal issues. That's why they sounded so much alike- birds of a feather. Also there was something about the SDA's being involved with them in the early yrs.
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What do you call Jehovah now that you are not a dub?
by SiouxWoman incan we still call god, jehovah.
ok stupid question but i really want to know
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elamona
Jehovah, Yaweh, God. Whatever comes to mind when I am talking to Him.