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AuldSoul
Hey! I think we were shunned the other day...
by jgnat 31 Replies latest jw friends
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Mary
The second, well, she's the same bigot who told me that "worldly people" cause car accidents.
How silly......we all know it's smurfs and Muggles that are the real cause of all the car accidents.
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Krisiva10
I personally can't wait for the challenge of being "shunned." Ill just be all, "Ohhhh my gosh how have you been? I haven't seen you in the loongest time! What have you been up to? Still waisting your time at the meetings? Gosh..Im doing great me and my worldy husband do worldy things all day long and partake in pagan rituals and such. It was great to see you and I hope you have a really sh**ty day!!" And trot off with a big smile on my face. Maybe next time you see her when you're walking your dog, you should pick the dog up in protection from such a hienous hose-beast, and cover his eyes.
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jgnat
I dunno. She was moving pretty fast...more fun to catch her on my camera phone running away.
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Billygoat
I can be pretty impulsive. I could see myself getting down on all fours, pawing her leg, sniffing her ass and barking "WOVE ME!!!"
LMAO! LOLOLOL! Greatness!
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tetrapod.sapien
hey jgnat, good for your hubby! (whatever it was)...
As we walked past, she said a warm friendly greeting to the dog!
you should get a "Darwin" T-Shirt for your dog.
i have reflected a lot on my dog lately.
this simple canus lupus familiaris shares so much of it's genome with canus lupus. but the thing that really impresses me is how even though he is not in the daily business of surviving in the wild, he fully embraces his biological personality. in short, my dog is an evolutionist, and yours might be too, LOL.
i also have a mental image of the dog humping her leg. does that make me a bad person?
TS
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jgnat
He's a pretty friendly dog, doesn't shun anybody. He'd sniff her up for sure, as any decent boy-dog would, but he is too reserved to take things any further on first meeting.
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cruzanheart
So I guess that means your dog is going to survive Armageddon but you aren't?
Nina
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jgnat
LOL, Nina! I'm not surprised. He's a very well-behaved dog, other than one bad habit. He rolls in fresh ca-ca. The first time he did it the two of us spent a few unpleasant minutes in an enclosed yard with the garden hose. Being mostly hair, he ended up a shivering fraction of his former self.
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undercover
An oldie but a goodie:
Did ya hear about the dyslexic agnostic with insomnia?
He laid awake at night wondering if there was a dog.