by RichieRich 62 Replies latest jw friends
If he says anything else, I would tell him that you feel uncomfortable around teenage girls. They giggle too much... or usually that age girl can't keep their hands off of you... or flirt too much.
Then I would look him in the eye, and say, "I'de rather spend some quality time with you. Maybe we could go fishing after service next Saturday." Make sure there is 2 witnesses there. Winking at him is optional. HL
Great stuff Richie, you are a top man
HL, that is a good tactic to use. Richie, you could say, "Your daughter keeps staring at my belly in a lustful way. I get so sick of telling her I am not available to her, now or ever!"
LOL! That will stir things up!
heck richie, elders kids are usually the wildest kids, you might have passed up an opportunity to get laid or something lmao.
you rock! i'm proud of you for standing up for yourself!
What a cool kid!!!!!!!!!
HL, that is a good tactic to use. Richie, you could say, "Your daughter keeps staring at my belly in a lustful way. I get so sick of telling her I am not available to her, now or ever!"LOL! That will stir things up!
LMAO! Richie, I think this is the best idea yet. Let him think his daughter is a "Jezebel" and that's why you don't hang out with her.
Typical A$$hole elder..................
Sure glad I wasn't like that when I was an elder. My confrontations were aimed at the other elders.
You go Richie..............
If you ever need a surogate Dad in Pennsylvania, let me know. I'd be proud to have you as my adopted son.
HappyDad
When I was a kid you didn't get to hang out with the opposite gender EVER without a married chaperone. Has that policy changed? What was that elder thinking? Was he perhaps banking on the fact that you do hate his daughter and they don't like you? No hanky panky possible in the remotest of possibilities? That would not have cut the mustard in my old congregation.
BTW, Richie, you are the man!
Sherry
I remember one of the few times I was stupid enough to go out with a girl from the hall (in my defense she was ridiculously hot) I pick her up (and yeah, somehow her folks didn't get the memo about no solo dates) and while she is putting on her coat her elder dad tells her right in front of me like I'm not even standing there that if I get out of hand for her to get on the phone pronto and he'll pick her up.
I'm thinking to myself, nimrod, if what I hear about your daughter is true (another one of the reasons I was stupid enough to take her out) I'll be the one calling you unless I have a padlock on my zipper. To her credit, the girl apologized profusely for her dad after we left, after which she went to work on the zipper.
As Michael Corelone said, That's a true story.
Edited to add: Didn't mean to horn in on your action Ritchie, just, stupid elder tricks have been around for a long time. Glad you gave it to the guy.
Rich, I'll bet that even your Big Kahunas have big cajones.(huevos mas grande)
