Were you ever "caught", then lied to the would-be tattle tale?

by AlmostAtheist 10 Replies latest jw friends

  • AlmostAtheist
    AlmostAtheist

    I can just imagine the scenario. You're a JW, but you're waking up to it all. You know your eternal salvation doesn't depend on obeying every 'particle of a letter' in the Law of the Watchtower. So you take up smoking. You're at your workplace, enjoying a smoke, when Sister Enya Bidniz strolls by and sees you. She confronts you privately at the next meeting. "Brother Ouddabocks, I saw you smoking. I fear for you, and I only want to help you. If you won't go to the elders and get this cleared up, I will have to do it."

    What do you do?

    "Thank you sister, you're right. It's been weighing on my conscience for weeks now. I will go see Brother Bygphish now." You go off, find Brother Bygphish -- as sister Bidniz watches you -- and invite him into a backroom for a chat. When you get him back there, you ask him about his day, does he ski?, good talk last Thursday... After a while you emerge, chase down the tattle tale and thank her profusely for helping you get back on your feet. Explain that thankfully, as it has not become widely known in the congregation, Brother Bygphish is certain it can be handled with private reproof. "Just please, sister, keep this between us."

    It would take a little luck, but I think you could pull this off, couldn't you? Has anybody done it?

    Dave

  • bikerchic
    bikerchic
    "Thank you sister, you're right. It's been weighing on my conscience for weeks now. I will go see Brother Bygphish now." You go off, find Brother Bygphish -- as sister Bidniz watches you -- and invite him into a backroom for a chat. When you get him back there, you ask him about his day, does he ski?, good talk last Thursday... After a while you emerge, chase down the tattle tale and thank her profusely for helping you get back on your feet. Explain that thankfully, as it has not become widely known in the congregation, Brother Bygphish is certain it can be handled with private reproof. "Just please, sister, keep this between us."

    It would take a little luck, but I think you could pull this off, couldn't you? Has anybody done it?

    Honesty is the best policy Dave, that and QUIT SMOKING! Tabacy will kill ya.......

    http://www.megalink.net/~dale/quitcigs.html

  • Jordan
    Jordan

    No, but I'm tempted to go back and try, see how many times I can pull that stunt...

  • defd
    defd

    I had a similiar experience. A long time back I fell short and smoked a cig. A brother said he saw me. I just told him you are seeing things and that was that.

  • cyd0099
    cyd0099

    Oh, defd, how gullible do you think WE are?

  • Poztate
    Poztate
    I had a similiar experience. A long time back I fell short and smoked a cig. A brother said he saw me. I just told him you are seeing things and that was that.



    Oh, defd, how gullible do you think WE are?



    I think DEFD is right. The brother had to just let it slide. After all we know it takes two eye witnesses before the WT will get off their ASS and go after pedophiles.(a little) Smoking even though more serious (to the WT) must be treated the same.

  • lazyslob
    lazyslob

    Was I ever. It was even easier when my dad was the PO.

  • KonfuzdJW86
    KonfuzdJW86

    I've been caught once doing something i wasn't supposed 2 be doing, but i was only an unbaptized publisher at the time. They took me to the little room and talked 2 me but i just denied, denied and denied. And now i'm a baptized brother with a year under my belt. But if that was 2 happen now i'm sad 2 say i'd do the same thing.

  • Rayvin
    Rayvin

    Well.. If the Enya Bidniss woman is like my mother she may ask the brother/elder about the convo and if it was regarding the smoking. My mother some how has even gotten elders to mention if the person is reproved or not..etc.

  • AlmostAtheist
    AlmostAtheist
    But if that was 2 happen now i'm sad 2 say i'd do the same thing.

    Welcome to the forum!

    Why are you "sad to say" that you would avoid letting someone control your life? It's really none of their business what you do. Can't recall the scripture, but Jesus said, "Who are you to judge the house servant of another? Before his own master he stands or falls." If you're a believer, then it's your god you need to concern yourself with, not men that claim they were appointed by him.

    Don't be sad, be proud that you are willing to take control of your life and hold on to it!

    Dave

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