by tetrapod.sapien 26 Replies latest jw friends
after much searching high and low, i have finally found jehovah. he was there all along, but i was too arrogant to see Him, and his greatness.
i am so sorry to the people with whom i debated his obvious and holy existence.
he has been on wikipedia all this time.
please see, and witness this. praise jah you peoples!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jehovah_Wanyonyi
TS
LOL... 25 wives and 95 children.
well praise wanyonyi! who knew?
God's much hornier than I expected.
Bring his ass over here. I have SEVERAL rather large bones to pick with him!!!
God's much hornier than I expected.
*** Rbi8 Psalm 110:2 ***
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The rod of your strength Jehovah will send out of Zion, [saying:]
"Go subduing in the midst of your enemies."
Thanks TS for starting my morning off with a laugh!
Jehovah needs a dentist.
I wonder which one of the 95 children is Jesus? And was he born on Dec. 25th or not?
With all those unanswered prayers of mine...who knew he's been hiding in Kenya all these years?!?!
