WHAT ARE SOME TITLES YOU COULD SEE IN THE WT?

by stillAwitness 24 Replies latest watchtower bible

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  ackack

  Just a side note, I built an app to generate typical WT article titles...

  Table of contents generator

  Assembly Theme generator

  It generates such nuttiness as:

  • p.31 The Bible Helped Me Set Fire to Pita Bread
  • p.17 Emphatically Eating Celebrated Watchtower Scholars -- More Than Meets The Eye!
  • p.19 Young People Ask: What's the Harm in Destroying Intelligent Husbands?
  • p.3 Using Caution Mocking Llamas
  • p.23 Prophetic Lemurs -- A Key to a Good Marriage
  • p.30 Why Disfellowship Bible Studies?
  • p.15 We Need Scientifically Unproven Bethelites

  Just a smattering there... its random and weird. anyone can have the source code if they want. I was working on a full page watchtower homepage version... but i got busy. :(

  ackack
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  Riverview

  UNITY .....Lessons learned from Hitler.
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  avengers
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  greendawn

  Worshipping Christ - a Christian's duty or a form of death dealing idolatry
  
  The annointed: Jehovah miraculously keeps their brains working in their 90's so that they can carry on dispensing His truth.
  
  The WTS obeying the gospel donates hundreds of millions of dollars to support poor but loyal witnesses.
  
  How the body of Jesus was dissolved into gases - the scientific proof.
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  rwagoner

  Shunning - A Great Way to Keep Those Family Reunion Crowds Down.

  How to address difficult issues by taking the conversation on a meandering trek from one topic to the next while never actually getting to the point at hand all the while smiling and nodding like a bobble head doll to give the impression that you actually care about the other person and are not daydreaming about your next cocktail or opportunity to steal some private time with little sister notlegalyet.