What is the absolute funniest thing that happened to you ever in your whole life?
make me laugh
by rebel8 14 Replies latest social humour
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Not the funniest but because it's Halloween I thought you might enjoy it. I was in 7th grade. My dad was the presiding overseer, my 2 older brothers pioneers. Well I am dressed in my Pocohantas costume (told my mom I am just going to the library) at my best friends house for a Halloween party. My friends mother yells down to me to come upstairs and before she can say "because your mothers here", I am standing dressed in my costume staring at my mother. Well she doesn't make me come home right then. She tells me to be home in an hour. Needless to say it put a real damper on the party!!!
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Billygoat
Well she doesn't make me come home right then. She tells me to be home in an hour. Needless to say it put a real damper on the party!!!
Eeks! I swear parents do that specifically because they know the anticipation of getting in trouble is worse than actually getting in trouble!!
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lonelysheep
Well, not funny to me, but you guys might laugh a bit. I've been wearing braces for almost 2 years now. Those of you who've been there or know someone who has, know the issues that come with them.
A few months ago, I was in the company mailroom going through some things, when the #1 hottest guy in the company (seriously hot Italian man ) came in to check his box. He was looking right at me and said, "Hi." I opened my mouth to procede to say hello, and I could feel a huge spit bubble form when I did so!!! You'd think I had a huge chunk of Bubblicious in there! He didn't say anything, but there's no way he didn't see it.
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searching4?
Okay, this one is my # 1 all time most emberrassing moment, but it's frickin' hilarious, so I will share since I don't see you face to face
I live in Seattle, and every summer the hydroplane races come to Lake Washington. All the boats tie up to the log boom for the weekend and PARTY !!!! It's a yearly tradition for us. All the girls get in their hottest bikini for the event. Well, I looked pretty good, but all of my friends have these wonderful, full breasts and mine are, well, let's just say they're not quite as full. I was feeling a little insecure about it, so I decided to stuff my bikini top with those gel inserts to make my boobs look big.( nobody knew ). It looked awsome, I could now feel good with all the other girls ( I know, superficial& vain) Well, I was on one of the other boats, talking with some older, respectable couples, when one of my guy friends thought it would be a good idea to come up behind me and untie my bikini top. Yup, those inserts came falling out and slapped right down on the boat floor!!!!! Everyone was silent. " JO! I didn't know you wore bags!" screamed my friend. I picked up my "bags" and went back to my boat. I have never lived that one down. HOW EMBERRASSING!!!!!!! LOL
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lonelysheep
Those gel inserts are heavy, too!
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dezpbem
Here's one i've been emailing to friends...
Man Schooling:
For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage or even those that know better - under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained for marriage.
Southwest Tech is offering a new 2 year associates degree.... TWO YEAR DEGREE: Becoming a Real Man.
That's right, in just six mini-mesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn an associates degree in MA (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for ChristmasWinter Schedule:
MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 2AM
MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A What's Hers is HersSpring Schedule:
MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong
MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001C What Was Yours is HersSECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
Elective (See Electives Below)Winter Schedule:
MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are ImportantSpring Schedule:
MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2Course Electives:
EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu
EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231 Mothers-in-law
MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear"
ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep HerJust a thought for all the women out there...
MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause, GUYnocologist (poetic spelling). Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men? Send this to all of the women you know (and men with a sense of humor) and brighten their day!!!...and when we have real trouble, it's a HISterectomy.... (Imagine that......too funny....)
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dezpbem
Sorry it's not something that happened in my life but somethings that happen to women everyday.
Lolo
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rebel8
opened my mouth to procede to say hello, and I could feel a huge spit bubble form when I did so!!!
SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
LOL!!!!!! To quote Elaine from Seinfeld, "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."
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Legolas
Great stories!...LMAO