(oops, I'm logged in as the soon-to-be-tattooed Gina. Oh well... -- Dave)
Interesting, interesting...
I don't think we have to worry about how would I and the other end know when such and such happened, since we'd both have digital watches synchronized and we'd log when events occurred. And of course, we'd be careful to walk quietly along the length of the object so no faster-than-light-travel-screws-up-time stuff. When the whole experiment was over, we'd jet off to a bar somewhere to compare notes and probably watch the game over beers.
Terry: As for the mass of the object, yeah, that's a problem. We'd have to manufacture it in space, since there's neither enough lift available to get it off the ground, nor enough "stuff" on the earth from which to build it. And the dimensions? I thought about using 2x4's, but they tend to flex when they get very long. We'd probably need to use 4X4's. (Treated lumber, of course) (I had in mind one of those bucky-tube things, but at the length we're talking about it's still one big bunch of carbon!)
AuldSoul: Seriously though, the "atoms would have to bump into each other to cause the motion" thing I think I have to assume is correct. Your baseball analogy is looking at things from the macro level, but even at that level the ball does compress. (Look at a high speed shot of a ball contacting a bat) I also wouldn't immediately agree that an object at rest has "zero inertia". If that were true, it wouldn't take any effort to get something big moving. Just because it isn't moving doesn't mean inertia isn't a factor, nor -- I think -- would a vaccuum have any effect on it. It isn't air that makes a car hard to get going from a stop, it's the inertia. Even in a totally frictionless environment, a body at rest wants to stay at rest.
Simon: The rocket engine was meant to overcome the "you won't push the rod forward, you'll push yourself backward" problem. The rocket would be attached to the rod, so it would push the rod.
Someone mentioned that you couldn't just push it an inch. I think that's true, you'd either get it moving, or you wouldn't. I suppose we could imagine a second rocket engine mounted in reverse (in my right buttock, no doubt) that would serve to counter the forward motion. But that needlessly clutters up an already impossible experiment.
If I am getting it at all, the point seems to be that the atoms of the rod would not actually be touching, but have some gap between them defined by forces that both hold them in proximity to each other and hold them apart. When atoms on the north end of the rod are shoved south, they attempt to close that gap. (Are we really talking about atoms, or is it molecules?) The forces won't allow that, so they push their atoms away, which causes a chain reaction resulting in the wave that Elsewhere talked about. It's the speed of that wave that we're trying to nail down. According to what DanTheMan said, that wave would travel at the speed of light. (If you were light, wouldn't you get sick of everybody copying your speed? "Get your own speed, man..")
Tell you what, why don't we just settle the question. Let's just do this thing and see what happens. I'm willing to do my part. I'll provide the digital watches, the beers, and the notepads for recording when stuff occurs. Anybody got a 9-trillion kilometer 4x4 in their garage? (Two 4.5 trillion km one's would work, if we can get one of those braces for the middle.)
Let me know if anybody wants to help get this off the ground.
Thanks, All!
Dave