Since the same questions get asked all the time, I figured I'd start a FAQ If anyone has any to add, feel free to post them and I'll edit this one.
Q: does defd count time here?
A: according to him, no, and it must be true, otherwise he'd be a special freakin pioneer
Q: is defd a male or a female?
A: he's a dude
Q: Why does he post so much?
A: Because he's at work and he's already "informal witnessed" to everyone, and they've confined him to his cubicle. But he has a red stapler and can play his music "at a reasonable volume".
Q: Is defd a troll?
A: Sometimes
Q: Why does defd sometimes ignore questions directed at him? This is so frustrating at times.
A: He chooses his battles.
Q. Is DefD a Bethelite?
A. No.
Q. What is DefD's name?
A. Derrick
Q. Is he really "DF'd"?
A. No, DefD is a nickname he's had for years. He was DF'd at one time, but he is now reinstated.
Q: is he marrried to Hibie?
A:He's not married to Hibie, she'd kick his a$$ on a daily basis
Q: Why does he not go into detail when asnwering a question?
A: He likes short and sweet answers no matter the length and complexity of the question posed to him because the truth needs very little explanation, it's very simple, they are God's org, He must just change his mind a lot.
Q: What kind of dub is he?
A: He is not a typical dub, he goes to meetings, comments (sometimes just "Jehovah" but hey, it counts!), and enjoys being at work surfing the net taking on the "evil apostates" for Jah.
Q: Why does he type in ALL CAPS sometimes?
A: He likes to CAPITALIZE WORDS TO MAKE A POINT. MY BRAIN PERCEIVES THIS AS YELLING, BUT HE DOESN'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THAT
