Ten Things You Won't See at the Sydney BBQ

by ozziepost 16 Replies latest jw friends

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    I'll start it off with:

    #1 Attendants wearing Attendant badges.

    Cheers,
    Ozzie

    "Evil is the absence of empathy"
    Movie (2000), Nuremberg

  • ChuckD
    ChuckD

    #2 Anyone holding up a sign reading "Quiet Please"

  • philo
    philo

    #3 Fred Hall.

    Btw, I'm pretty sure YK is dying for an invite.

    philo

    chuck you pest

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    What! Fred Hall is a "thing"? That explains a lot, doesn't it?

    Cheers,
    Ozzie

    "Evil is the absence of empathy"
    Movie (2000), Nuremberg

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    #4 Men in business suits.

    Cheers,
    Ozzie

    "Evil is the absence of empathy"
    Movie (2000), Nuremberg

  • expatbrit
    expatbrit

    #5: Long floral dresses (unless Unclebruce feels frisky)

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    #6 Lapel (badge) cards

    At the bbq you can remain as anonymous as you wish. We would love to see you. No judging. Just enjoy the freedom to talk about whatever, without the fear of being judged. Please come!

    Cheers,
    Ozzie

    "Evil is the absence of empathy"
    Movie (2000), Nuremberg

  • drahcir yarrum
    drahcir yarrum

    #7 Me with my hands all over Nicole Kidman!

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    #8 People of all ages rushing in at 8 a.m. to save the best seats (at the park)

    GopherWhy shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense.
    Mark Twain (1835-1910)

  • You Know
    You Know

    #9) One of Jehovah's Witnesses. / You Know

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