He deserves a ten dollar settlement. Not sure for what the ten dollars would be ... just so he wins, the duffus.
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Man Sues Home Depot After Using Glue-Covered Toilet
by Nellie 24 Replies latest jw friends
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luna2
How about $15. One buck for every minute the Home Depot employees let him "rot" in the bathroom with his ass glued to a toilet seat before responding to his cries for help.
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stealyourface
Now that I have wiped the captain coke off the screen, I'll say bet this guy has watched 'Crank Yankers'.
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unbeliever
I feel guilty for laughing my ass off at this story. Poor guy. Jay Leno is going to crucify him.
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Satanus
$15 sounds good, judge luna. That would teach the company of those employees a lesson about letting people into those stalls unsupervised The complainent as well, would have the comfort of several months worth of tp
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FlyingHighNow
My ex had a quadruple bypass. It's horrendous surgery and very dangerous to recover from. That makes this news item very unfunny.
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greendawn
I couldn't help laughing after reading this and laughing is a good stress releaser, however it wouldn't be funny to get victimised in that way even if not suffering from a heart problem.
That poor guy will be put off for life from using a public toilet. What a malicious prank! -
doofdaddy
Man, I need some of that glue that can set in the time of sitting down, realising it's sticky and (attempting to) standing up! What, 1 maybe 2 seconds.
I smell bullshit all around this one.
Sounds like" watching the world" in the awake
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luna2
Yah, FHN, I didn't see the part about the heart surgery in the first reading. I felt kinda bad for laughing so hard and making fun after that. This guy's utter panic is really very sad and rather pathetic, however.
I agree with doofdaddy too, its all very odd. How the heck he could sit in a bunch of glue, enough to weld his butt to the toilet seat, and not realize it? "Hmmm, I just sat in something cold and squishy, could be...anything. Should I stand up and see what I've got all over me? Nah, I'll just sit here some more." Who would do that?
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dedpoet
I know I shouldn't laugh really, but I'm rolling on the floor at this one lol!