I had to take my wife to the hospital today for a blood test. As I was waiting for her in the waiting room, I spotted a set of magazines that looked familiar. It was the Watchtower and Awake in French. Hell, I can spot those things no matter what language they're in! She comes out and I showed them to her. She immediately started laughing. So I grabbed them and threw them in the trash on the way out the door.
Damn that felt good!