Tetragod vs Infamousone

by horrible life 50 Replies latest jw friends

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  tetrapod.sapien

  AND TETRAGOD CAME SWOOPING DOWN UPON THE EARTH IN HIS CHARRIOT OF FIRE, AND HIS MIND CRUSHED HIS OPPOSERS, AND HIS FOLLOWERS PLUNDERED THE VILLAGES OF IDIOTS.

  BWA HA HA HA HA!

  AND YAY, HE DID SUBJEGATE THE INFAMOUSEONE UNDER HIS KNEE, AND HE DID GIVE HIM A GIANT WEDGIE, AND THE INFAMOUSONE DID CRY OUT IN PAIN BEFORE TETRAGOD OF ARMIES.

  BWA HA HA HA HA!

  AND TETRAGOD DID NOT SUBJEGATE ANY OF HIS SUBJECTS, BUT RATHER PUT THEM UP AS GODS IN THEIR OWN RIGHT, AND THEY DID GO ON SINNING, AND THEY DID SPREAD UNHOLY, AND VILE AND LOVELY SIN THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE WORLD, YES TO THE FOUR CORNERS OF THE WINDS.

  MWA HA HA HA HA!

  AND TETRAGOD KEPT ON CHATTING WITH HOT BABES ONLINE WHO WANTED TO BECOME AS GODS. AND HE DID GIVE THEM HIS SEED, AND HIS KNWLEDGE, AND THEY DID BECOME AS GODS. AND THEY TIED HIM UP UPON THE EARTH, AND TOOK ADVANTAGE OF HIM. PRAISE! AMEN!

  MWA HA HA HA HA!

  TETRAGOD
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  theinfamousone

  lola baby, you can have whatever you want... and since you are my empress you are also eligible to to give whatever you want to your sister...oh and by the way the talk of a sister who also finds me attractive is very very appealing... (ha ha) I AM A KIND RULER!

  to tertragod... is the large writing a cover for a small something else, and no im not talkin about ego...

  and u cannot give wegies to someone who wears no underwear!!!! i like your style though, you may be one of my subjugates... you shall do as i demand, and you shall enjoy it, for if you do not, YOU SHALL BE CRUSHED!!!

  the infamous one
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  theinfamousone

  *waiting for the results so that us others can sweep in and overcome the winner in his weakened state*

  DEVIANT, YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED FOR BELIEVING YOU CAN OVERTAKE THE INFAMOUS ONE AND ALL HIS GLORY!!! He shall smite you and make you as nothing... THE INFAMOUS ONE SHALL DESTROY ALL HIS OPPOSERS.... the infamous one
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  Mastodon

  I am the mighty MASTODON, warlord of Sin and Defiance, I shall serve loyaly under the rulership of the ONE GOD, TetraGod. I will be his will and mighty sword, I shall be his biggest prophet and will aid my mighty lord on laying waste and rain misery and pain to any who dares oppose Him!
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  theinfamousone

  MORE OPPOSITION???? I SHALL HAVE TO SMITE YOU AS WELL MASTODON!!!! THE INFAMOUS ONE ALLOWS ANYTHING BUT DEFIANCE....

  the infamous one
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  Mastodon

  Smite me? That'll be the day! When you meet your foe face to face your knees will weaken, and your teeth will gnash when you finally understand the depth and breadth of my Lords mighty sword!!!
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  theinfamousone

  the sword of your god shall be crushed under my foot... as will you... do not think that you, or he could ever compare to me... as the infamous one has said before, HE IS IN A LEAGUE OF HIS OWN!!

  the infamous one
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  tetrapod.sapien

  DO NOT INFURIATE THE TETRAGOD! HIS WRATH UPON THE INFAMOUSONE WILL BE FIRERY! AND YEA, THEINFAMOUSONE WILL BE TORN ASUNDER IN THE GREAT DAY OF TETRAGOD'S WRATH! AND FIRE AND BRIMESTONE SHALL RAIN DOWN UPON THE EARTH, AND TETRAGOD WILL KNOCK OVER ALL HIS EMPTY BEER CANS IN HIS RAGE. AND SURELY THEY WILL SCATTER TO THE FOUR CORNERS.

  AND HIS BEARD SHALL DRIP WITH HE BLOOD OF INFAMOUSONE, AND HE SHALL WASH HIM DOWN WITH SOME FAVA BEANS AND A NICE CHIANTI. AND HE SHALL RULE WITH A FIERCE SCRATCHING OF HIS NAILS UPON THE CHALK BOARD. AMEN.

  TETRAGOD HAS SPOKEN, AND SO HIS WORD SHALL NOT RETURN TO HIM UNFINISHED.

  TETRAGOD, THE GOD OF HAIRLESS APES, AMONG THE GODS OF HAIRLESS APES, AND YEA, A HAIRLESS APE! PRAISE THE HUMANS!

  AND THEY DID PROSTRATE AND BOW THEMSELVES DOWN BEFORE TETRAGOD, AND THE STEVIE MILLER BAND DID PLAY ON IN THE BACKGROUND.

  AND TETRAGOD TOOK THE SCALP OF THE INFAMOUSONE, AND DID WEAR IT FOR HIMSELF, AND PEOPLE DID LAUGH AT THE SILLINESS, BUT THEY DID ALSO KNOW NOT TO CROSS HIM, AND ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVERY AFTER IN A TYRANNY OF SINFULNESS!

  IN RICHARD DAWKINS NAME, AMEN.

  HOO HOO AHH AHH! AHH AHH EEE EEE HOO EEE!

  TETRAGOD
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  lola28

  Tetra please don't hurt him, if you do I won't get to be the Queen of Spain and I won't get to rule over Argentina, also he is cute it would be such a waste to just get rid of him.

  By the way thank you for answering my prayers the Lakers won.

  lola
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  tetrapod.sapien

  i would never hurt the cute little dude. i'm all bark and no bite. but the bark is the spice of life...

  TS