I say Tuesday.................because it sounds like doomsday
Armageddon falls on what day of the week?
by JH 22 Replies latest jw friends
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lonelysheep
Naw, JH. The sky is a lot more gray today!
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nicolaou
Armageddon comes every Monday morning at 5am. Fortunately I have an 'Armageddon-Snooze' button on my alarm which delays the Apocalypse by 6 minutes at a time.
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googlemagoogle
mondaygeddon.
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JAVA
Armageddon already happened, but it was invisible like Christ's return--that's why it's impossible to know what day of the week it occured.
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BrendaCloutier
There was a joke in my cong amoungst us teens "I'll repay you first Tuesday after Armageddon" ....
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thom
---"Armageddon comes every Monday morning at 5am. Fortunately I have an 'Armageddon-Snooze' button on my alarm which delays the Apocalypse by 6 minutes at a time."---
LOL! I agree, 100%.
I remember a brother that would hand out the yearbooks and tell sisters, "Strange, it only goes to October 5th this year (or some date)". Surprising how many took him seriously. -
BrendaCloutier
Oh yea. Armageddon already happened June 7, 1975. Saturday afternoon at about 1:30 pm. That was when I married my first "good JW" husband. It turned ugly after that.
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blondie
Actually the WTS teaches that Armageddon (not to be confused with the great tribulation) with the attack of Gog on JWs. Some JWs have theorized that it would have to be on a meeting night and only people at the meeting will be protected. Does anyone see the day/time flaw in that "reasoning."
I vote for Friday night when every one is out raising hell.
Blondie
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oldflame
Really who cares what day it comes but it is coming. And every knee will bend before him "INCLUDING the UNBELIEVER ! SO THERE YOU HAVE IT ! LOL