I'm feeling a bit lonely at the moment and so I decided life would be more
fun if I had a pet. So, I went to the pet shop and told the owner that I
wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion, I finally bought a Centipede, which came in a little
white box
to use for his house.
I took the box back home, found a good location for it, and decided I would
start off by taking my new pet to the pub to have a drink. So,I asked the
centipede in the box, "Would you like to go down the Queen's Head with me
and have a beer?" But there was no answer.
This bothered me a bit, but I waited a few minutes and then asked him again,
"How
about going to the pub for a drink?" But again, there was no answer from my
new friend and pet.
So, I waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation I decided to
ask him one more time; this time putting my face up against the centipede's
house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would
you like to go to The Queen's Head and have a drink with me?"
A little voice came out of the
box:.........................................................................
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I heard you the first time! I'm putting my F***ing shoes on."