imagine the governing body set up an apostafest...

in a new york bethel minute

just to trick and catch us closet-apostates? haha wow i have weird fears. picture trying to explain that to a "worldly" psychologist!!!

bethel

P.S. but is it possible?

Heck yeah, that's the reason I'm really weary of going to these things, after I am out completely, I wouldn't care but for now, I gotta lay low, you are right, if we told this to a worldly phsycologist we would probably be escorted to the padded room.

IC

Enigma One

I think if you walked into a WTBS sponsered Apostafest you'd know in a heartbeat.

Giveaway #1 - Shasta "Cola" and "Lemon Lime" in the cooloer.

#2 - Little Blue ~~programs~~ menus.

#3 - The smell of cheap, sweaty, polyester from 3 blocks away.

#4 - The large number of non descript 4 door sedans parked out front.

#5 - That forced, fake smile everyone wears, you feel like you are walking into an Amway BBQ.

#6 - Bethel Lite Beer is the keg beer.

#7 - The jukebox only plays Prince music...and not even his old stuff.

#8 - There are Shakley vitamins in the medicine cabinet in the bathroom.

#9 - The menu consists of hoggies, bags of fruit, and burritos.

ICBehindtheCurtain

hahahahahahahaha, Enigma you're right on the money bro!

IC

avishai

I'm not worried about it, i'm so outta the dub closet, that I'm in the front yard.

But I betcha they know who I am!!!

And I'm OK with that.

in a new york bethel minute

I think if you walked into a WTBS sponsered Apostafest you'd know in a heartbeat

hahaha tru enough Enigma, BUTTTTTTTT, once you walk in, you're caught. THAT's what i'm afraid of. because i'm sure i could handle polyester suits and assembly lunches... especially assembly lunches, i only have fond memories of that yumminess

bethel

rebel8

Happy Birthday, Enigma!

mrsjones5

BYOB!!

Jourles

The first time I met a few folks from here, I was scared to death. I was still a JW. I was scared that my picture might *accidentally* get put up without it being editing first. I also thought, "What if an elder or someone else who reads this board decides to wage his own little theocratic war by showing up and snapping off a few pics and sharing them with HQ?" This is what I really thought. I was looking around and over my shoulder constantly trying to see if I recognized anyone.

These days, I could care less.

BluesBrother

What do think they would do ?

Strike us down "With the edge of the sword" like Jehu did to the worshippers of Baal, when he pulled the same trick?

I learned that stuff when I was young, it did not seem so bloodthirsty then

imagine the governing body set up an apostafest...

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