Meditation health benefits

by Satanus 13 Replies latest jw friends

  • Mary
    Mary
    What hard evidence do the WT have that proves meditation opens the mind to demons

    The spirits of Freddie Franz and Rutherford turned their attention to 25 Columbia Heights one day and told them (the GB) when they were meditating on his word.

    This happened at 7:45am one morning. How do we know? Well if you take the year we're living in (2005) and subtract the 1,260 days (spoken of by Daniel the prophet and then substitute "a day for a year"), then you're left with 745 days. I mean years. Then you suddenly remember that one day to us is like a thousand to Jehovah, so you uh.........um........I mean, this may well represent the time of day, and seeing as Jehovah is an early riser, it's obviously talking about the AM, not the PM. Evidently then, any sign that happened at 7:45am is directed by God's spirit and is not a coincidence.

    Of course, this happened invisibly and only those with the "eye of understanding" were able to discern that this event actually took place.

    How's that for hard evidence?! I dare anyone here to refute what I just wrote!

  • Navigator
    Navigator

    Mary

    How couuld anyone refute such "iron clad logic"? If you are that smart, you must be demonized!

  • Mary
    Mary

    I am indeed. Gumby, who is really Lucifer in disguise, hypnotized me into doing all his bidding with a bottle of Wolf Blass Shiraz and then possessed me.

  • DanTheMan
    DanTheMan

    Thanks for those delightful words of truth Satanus. I've been doing a little bit of meditation for the past two days, just sitting still and breathing deeply and trying to concentrate on my breath. I feel great after 15 or 20 minutes of doing this, very calm and relaxed.

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