Memorial ultimatum

by Ranchette 18 Replies latest jw friends

  • Shaneliza
    Shaneliza

    LOL

    That is quite possibly the dumbest thing that has ever spewed from the BORG.

  • nelly136
    nelly136

    They just keep getting younger,
    Breast pumps are a wonderful thing (dont make em any bigger but..)
    if theyre so concerned that the walmart special offer is going to get into the baby she can express and store the milk in the fridge so it can have an alcohol free feed after,
    nelly

    best laugh I've had to day thanx

  • TweetieBird
    TweetieBird

    noidea, if she is 20 years old, she is underage. I wonder why the elders did not think of that one. That would be one time where Caesar's law came is above God's law.

    Personally, I think this is urban legend.

    "By doubting we come at truth" -Cicero

  • TweetieBird
    TweetieBird

    just re-read Ranchette's post, she said 20 something, I thought she said 20 year old. She may be of legal age, so disregard previous post.

    "By doubting we come at truth" -Cicero

  • Ranchette
    Ranchette

    This is an email from someone that I don't know well.I can't say the sourse is reliable. I'm not even going to venture a guess as to it's truthfullness or not.
    It was put here purely for your entertainment pleasure. :-)
    Ranchette

  • Thirdson
    Thirdson

    It's too bizarre to be true. An easy way to refute it: If pregnant annointed can't partake of a sip of wine why isn't there a prohibition in the Greek scriptures? Surely of all the new Christians in the first century, all of whom were annointed, some would have been pregnant women. If it is such a big deal why is the Bible silent or for that matter early Watchtower mags written when all the Bible Students were annointed and young?

    Thirdson

    'To avoid criticism, say nothing, do nothing, be nothing'

    Noidea makes the same point...sorry I didn't read all the thread before replying

  • Billygoat
    Billygoat

    <=====shaking head and rolling eyes=====>

    This definitely tops anything I've ever heard. The fact that this girl DOESN'T realize she's NOT passing wine on to her child is sad. The only thing that's sadder is that the elders are trying to sell it to her. What next? Leeches to draw out evil blood? Give me a break!

    Andi

  • claudia
    claudia

    OH PLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASE tell me you are pulling our leg!

  • blondie
    blondie

    Man, how much wine does one drink at the Memorial? A little tiny taste, less than 1/8 teaspoon, would satisfy God and not harm the baby....just let her be...and let God be the judge. Obviously, there is another agenda here if this is true.

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