Who is Jesus?
Is Jesus God or a God or any think else? Have you consider your opinion about this or just swept it out on you mind. If you have a statement is it a new one or an old one and how did you get it?
bereoa
by beroea 10 Replies latest jw friends
Who is Jesus?
Is Jesus God or a God or any think else? Have you consider your opinion about this or just swept it out on you mind. If you have a statement is it a new one or an old one and how did you get it?
bereoa
He's a dead jewish guy.
Jesus is God's son.
But he's not too old to go over his Dad's knee.....
The angels, however, can fly away if they see such punishment coming their way, lucky bastards!!!
Chris
Read the last chapter of Revelation and read it slowly. This is what made me realize JW's were wrong. It's the whole Alpha and Omega thing.
Maybe he's like santa... a complete myth.
If the character he is based on did actually exist I think he was maybe an essenene dissident (!)
Simon, take back what you said about Santa. I see Santa in at least 15 stores every year and he also lives at these houses.
Santa Claus
2842 Plaza Terrace Dr
Orlando, FL
Santa Claus
1708 Elm St
Rockledge, FL
Santa Claus
29734 N Il Route 83
Mundelein, IL
Santa Claus
29734 N Il Route 83
Mundelein, IL
Santa Claus
2707 Rio Grande St
Austin, TX
"Hand me that whiskey, I need to consult the spirit."-J.F. Rutherford
As someone who has been within the
Christian tradition all my life,
I have never believed Jesus was God.
I think people deified him after his death.
I think Jesus exemplified what a life with
God is like and shows us how to have that
same kind of intimate son/father type
relationship.
Quester
Everytime I exasperate someone they say 'Jesus,' under their breaths. I'd love to find out who he is!
When he was born, I'll bet his mother was having terrible birth pains and yelled "JESUS CHRIST!" and that's how he got his name.
OK OK it's 6am and I've had insomnia again tonight and have yet to go to bed. I know I know.
Slayer
Jesus was a jerk in my Algerbra class. He would always pick on
the "nerdy" smart kids. He was of Mexican descent, so he
would be call Haysoos, or Jesus in Spanish.
Now he works at Walmart checking groceries in the same hick
town we grew up in.
When I see him again, I will say "Jesus, can I trade this bottled water for wine in a box?"
"Where's your Messiah now,.... Simpson?"
-the simpsons