----You might be a Jehovah Witness if----

TopHat

This was sent to to me by a pioneer sister a few months ago when I was still a dub----we both had a good laugh

Jeff Foxworthy on JW'S

TopHat

It didn't paste...I will try once more

Jeff Foxworthy on JW'S

ithinkisee

No offense ... but it has been posted several dozen times on here before.

-ithinkisee

I thought this might have been posted here...but since I am sorta new....I haven't seen it. I suspect the pioneer sister that sent it to me might have gotten it off this site or another anitiwitness site. Anyway she thought it very funny.

xjwms

YUP

seen this often

I even printed it...

claytoncapeletti

My 2 favorite ones are

If you go to Home Depot and go down the aisle where
doors are displayed, and you feel compelled to knock on them

If you think "formal clothing" and "Civic Center" belong in the same sentence

Some of those seem like Jeff Foxworthy has a good knowledge of how JW's behave.

stillAwitness

you own more suits than jeans.

you leave the movie theater after hearing the word "Damn" more than once.

you are more in love with the fact that you're fiance is an elder and overlook his receding hair line and yellow teeth.

Hey! This is FUN!

you can't even spell Witness.

you rather stay in your car and freeze to death after it breakdowns instead of going inside the local church to use the phone ("Where will you be found at Armageddon???")

raise your hand at the DMV when they call your name instead of just getting up ("SiS. Richards in the back please")

you try to memorize the song to be sung at next week's meeting so you can look cool cause you're singing without your songbook

get married before you have learned about the "birds and the bees"

think condoms are worldy

defd

How about this.You might be an apostate if you have buzzards circling over your head everyday!

D.

misspeaches

How about this.You might be an apostate if you have buzzards circling over your head everyday!

KLS?

ozziepost

You're off-topic, Derrick!

----You might be a Jehovah Witness if----

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