God lives in Brooklyn!

by ozziepost 18 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    Yep, the R&F are in store for a treat this week!

    A previous generation was told that God lived in Pleiedes, a galaxy not too far away.

    This current generation is being told in great earnest this week that their God lives in Brooklyn!! Or maybe He's moved to Patterson now!!

    This week's book study has this gem of information. After discussing "Mob violence and various indignities were experienced by Jehovah's faithful servants in the United States." the R&F will be reassured with this:

    "That world power thus committed the "transgression" of invading the rightful domain of the Most High God - "the established place of his sanctuary". (Daniel's Prophecy book page 176)

    Yep, that's right, brothers and sisters, the "organisation" is the "rightful domain of the Most High God - the established place of his sanctuary" !

    Such 'wisdom' comes with other gems too!

    They claim that the 2,300 days of Daniel's prophecy is fulfilled in the Charter Amendment of the Watch Tower Society's AGM held October 2, 1944 !!! The 2,300 days they say marked the bible's time period when the "holy place" was again in its "right condition". Of course, you have to know where to start counting - it's June 1st (or maybe they say it was June 15th ) - but you knew that didn't you??

    To think that around the world, millions of the people are taking time out of busy lives to sit for an hour to absorb Mao's Little Red Book ( the Daniel's Prophecy Book)

    It's so sad.

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    Yes Farkels rebuttal (total mockery) on Randys site is nothing short of brilliant

  • jeeprube
    jeeprube
    to sit for an hour to absorb Mao's Little Red Book

    Mao's Little Red Book. That's priceless, nice post Ozzie!

  • Nate Merit
    Nate Merit

    Ozzie

    This is astonishingly weird! I knew the GB consisted of a bunch of egomaniacs, but this borders dangerously close to megalomania.

    "As for me and my household, we ain't servin' NOBODY!"

    Thanks for a really amazing bit of information.

    Nate

  • Honesty
    Honesty

    That's fantastic news, Ozzie!!!

    Means He won't have to travel very far to ask them why they've profaned His name and made Him an object of derision among the nations for so long.

  • misspeaches
    misspeaches

    This reminds me of a joke they used to tell when I was a r&f myself...

    A guy decides he needs to have a chat to Jehoba. So he goes his priest and asks if he can give God a call. The priest told him that it would cost $10,000,000 for the call. Well he just does not have that sort of money. So he tries the Vatican. They quoted him the same price. Wherever he went he got charged the same price. Finally he then decides to head to Brooklyn Bethel of JW and ask them how much they charge to call God. He is astonished when the quote him 25cents! Why is it so cheap he asked. Because we are closer to God!!! replied Bethel.

    LOL... So maybe all this time some people knew that God was at Brooklyn taking up residence.

  • Hellrider
    Hellrider

    "God lives in Brooklyn" is actually the title of a brilliant book that came out here in Norway, a little more than a year ago. It was written by an ex-witness (original title in norwegian is "Gud bor i Brooklyn"), who had spent more than 40 years in the "truth". I guess they don`t translate books like that, though, and it`s a shame. He covers pretty much everything in that book.

  • fullofdoubtnow
    fullofdoubtnow

    Wow, I never knew that, is he on the governing body?

  • carla
    carla

    Sorry to sound so stupid, but just what do they consider an 'invasion' of Brooklyn? Is this supposed to refer to Rutherford's being thrown in jail? Has anyone done any kind of search as to who else was put in jail at that time for similar reasons? I'm speaking of whacked out religious leaders like him. US only? with their miopic view of the world I guess the US would be the place to look?

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