Official Report From the Sydney Apostate Picnic

by Stephanus 21 Replies latest jw friends

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    Well, well, well, folks! What a do we did have! It was the first I attended and I must say, it was all very exciting. I found out that Ozziepost is not his real name at all - it's really Oswald Q. Postenhoffenmuller! Prisca was dressed in skintight leather, as is her custom and a good time was generally had by all. The magpies were trying to steal food, but a few Emma Peel kicks by Prisca soon dispatched the blighters! Now, here are the pics:


    Here are Ozzie and me near the transport


    Here's Mrs Ozzie


    Here's a general gathering of leather and denim clad apostates


    What ARE these 2 apostates doing??


    Prisca looks good in leather, eh?

  • hippikon
    hippikon

    Ahh You didn't know I was spying on you did you!

  • drloss
    drloss

    I think you captured the occasion very well.

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    Oh, and DrLoss May have been there too..


    Here's DrLoss

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    See what happens when you let the young ones have a bit of responsibility! You ask 'em to let youse all know 'cos I knew Mrs Ozzie and I wouldn't get back to the highlands till late, and look what he does! Blows our cover. OK I admit it, these WERE taken at today's BBQ. What more can I say? Now keep your eyes off Mrs Ozzie, OK?

    We met some old friends who hadn't been to our happy gatherings before. Funny how we all seem to recognise each other. Sad how we all share the same old story. Emotional abuse from a controlling cult seems to describe it. As Max would say "Followers following followers of followers".

    We hope that encouragement was given and we can say that we all feel mutual support. Interestingly, no-one turns their back on Jehovah. The organisation, yes, but not Jehovah.

    Cheers,
    Ozzie

    "Evil is the absence of empathy"
    Movie (2000), Nuremberg

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    Dr Loss,

    You didn't waste any time, didya mate! Welcome abord. It's good to see old friends in our happy home.

    It was good to meet up again. Aren't you glad that Steph hasn't posted the frontal picture of you. That was you with your back to him and wearing a cap, wasn't it?

    Cheers,
    Ozzie

    "Evil is the absence of empathy"
    Movie (2000), Nuremberg

  • Prisca
    Prisca

    HEY!!!!!

    Who said you could take my pic????

    ok, at least you can't see my face!

    The day was great! The weather was perfect (a warm winter's day!), plenty of food and a glass or two of Ozzie's red wine, and great company! What more could you ask for???

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    I dunno, Ozzie, some people are never satisfied!

    But the lesson here, dear children, is obvious: leave the loving protection of Jehovah's visible organisation on Earth and you become a Harley-riding, beer-swilling, swearing, smoking reprobate who hangs with loose wimmin (in tight leather)! This is a typical gathering of apostates, as can be plainly seen.

    Here's another of Prisca, face not shown, as requested:

  • drloss
    drloss

    It was good to catch up. Hopefully it won't be another 1/4 of a century this time!!!

    Thank goodness the frontal wasn't posted.

  • Commie Chris
    Commie Chris

    Now I REALLY want to meet Prisca. I'll be in Borneo in Dec. How 'bout having your next gathering there?

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