My mother-in-law (dub) had the kids last weekend and was doing this bull$hit! When we went to get them my oldest (4) didn't want to leave and my m-i-l said "she doesn't think she should have to do what you say because you don't do what jehovah says!" I had opened my mouth to say "well I don't do what Zeus and Poseidon say either" but my wife was like just forget it just forget it and my daughter leaned over and whispered really loud "It's ok daddy, I don't believe in jehovah either"
Priceless... Give us Santa any freakin' day!