one line at a time. No vulgarity please - take the story wherever you want to.
Jane was a brilliant spokeswoman for the council, and as she prepared to step to the podium a surprising flash of light caught her left eye.
Let's write a short [or long] story....
by AK - Jeff 24 Replies latest jw friends
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existentialist
What she thought was Jehovah was simply a gleam from a passing car window. "oh well," she said to the members in the room,"a girl can dream can't she?"
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Cori
She began her long and winding speech, but not before sipping on a glass of water.
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SWALKER
Only, what she thought was water had actually been replaced with vodka. After a big gulp, and then a second, she felt more confident than ever and proceeded on without her notes.
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Cori
Speaking loudly and forcefully while waving to the attendant off stage for more "water".
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doofdaddy
She cried
"Comrades, I have something to say that will pain your ears and hurt your head. Armageddon failed, the world is NOT perfect." -
blakky
After a long pause to see the reaction of the crowd, she saw an older gentleman sitting in the back row nodding off.
"I said Armegeddon did not come!"....
At that precise moment the old man awoke from his slumber, got up and walked out.
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Cori
The attendant now realizing his mistake with the vodka, sprang onstage, tackling her and the glass in the process.
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Finally-Free
In typical Chuck Norris style, she gave him a roundhouse kick to the face.
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limbogirl
then she thumped him soundly over the head with her copy of the NWT bound in a lovely green cover.