Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy!

by Englishman 13 Replies latest jw friends

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Actually, what I should have said was: "Excuse me while I kiss the sky" so my apologies to all Jimmy H fans.

    'Course there's always "The ants are my friends, are blowin' in the wind", or even "The dawning of the age of malaria" for us slightly middle-aged types.

    How many misheard lyrics did you ever sing?

    For more inspiration click http://www.kissthisguy.com/

    Englishman.

    ..... fanaticism masquerading beneath a cloak of reasoned logic.

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    Answer: Most of them!

    Cheers,
    Ozzie

    "Evil is the absence of empathy"
    Movie (2000), Nuremberg

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Ozzie,

    Hmm, post has been up for 10 minutes and still no Joelbear!

    Englishman.

    ..... fanaticism masquerading beneath a cloak of reasoned logic.

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    Eman,

    While we're waiting, must let you know that we had our first fix of Premier League tonite on SBS Television. We'd had withdrawal symtoms but now we should be OK. Schmeichel looked a bit crowded in the Villa goal I thought. Not like at Man Utd when he was king of the penalty area.

    Cheers,
    Ozzie

    "Evil is the absence of empathy"
    Movie (2000), Nuremberg

  • Jigrigger
    Jigrigger

    Hi Englishman,

    I once heard my mom singing:

    "We had joy we had fun we had cheezies in the sun"

    Lol
    Jrig

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Ozzie, Man U v Fulham was superb, I watched it live on Sky sports.
    Pompey lost 0 - 1, ah, well.

    Englishman

    ..... fanaticism masquerading beneath a cloak of reasoned logic.

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Jigrigger,

    My son used to sing "It's a hard egg" to Bonny Tylers "It's a heart ache".

    Englishman.

    ..... fanaticism masquerading beneath a cloak of reasoned logic.

  • Deacon
    Deacon

    My slightly deaf eccentric old dad would sing..dont cry for me Arthur Negus instead of Dont cry for me Argentina...go figure

  • Moxy
    Moxy

    "happy as a rafter in the marketplace, desmond lets the children lend a hand."

    another funny kingdom melodies misread for me as a kid was everyone's favourite, 'we're jehovahs witnesses' where it goes:

    but it warns the wicked who gods name defame
    pardon it holds out to men
    if they turn to god again

    as a kid not understanding the old religious hymn inverted sentence order, i thought the pardon was an 'oops. pardon.' so that the song was saying, 'all the wicked are gonna die! oooops, i mean UNLESS they come back.' like an afterthought. i still think of it that way to this day.

    mox

  • SlayerLayer
    SlayerLayer

    Leprosy...I'm not half the man I used to be

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