Ahem: Okay, seeing as my family doesn't celebrate birthdays, I have decided to be generous enough to allow everyone here to buy me a present. I will be accepting the following:
1. An all-expense trip to Hawaii and/or Tahiti
2. A brand new Lincoln LS with the insurance fully paid on it for a year
3. Cash.
4. A shopping spree with your Visa and/or Mastercard
5. A case of Wolf Blass Black Label----(a steal at $550.00!!)
6. Gold, Frankenscense and Myrrh.
7. Osama Bin Laden's head on a platter
8. Cash
9. A new palace complete with servants (ya, you heard that right: I said 'servants'!)
10. Cash
Please let me know in advance what you'll be getting me. Thanking you all in advance.
