If you had 1 hour left to live, what would you say to Jehovah?

by JH 20 years ago 31 Replies latest 20 years ago jw friends

JAVA 20 years ago

"What were you thinking?"

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Elsewhere 20 years ago

I would only be inclined to talk to Jehover if I was suffering from delusions and was inclined to talk to thin air.

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Dansk 20 years ago

Heck, I have one hour left and YOU come along.....................

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unbeliever 20 years ago

I would only be inclined to talk to Jehover if I was suffering from delusions and was inclined to talk to thin air.
Ditto. If I was in that mental state I would probably tell him to kiss my ass.

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mouthy 20 years ago

Please dont send me back to earth to do it again!!!

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Cognitive_Dissident 20 years ago

I'd say, "Hey, nice to meet you, Jehovah. I used to belong to this really f%@*ed up religion named after an ancient, mythical, tribal god called Jehovah. Did your parents name you after the same god? Yeah? That's unfortunate. Here's a quarter, buy yourself a pack of gum and start looking for a new name, you caught a bum rap, kid."

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Outaservice 20 years ago

"SEE YOU SOON!"
OUTASERVICE

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dedpoet 20 years ago

I think I'd be far too busy talking to loved ones I do believe in to talk to a mythical figure I don't believe in anymore.

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skyman 20 years ago

Are UFO"S real?

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bigmouth 20 years ago

So....where did it go wrong?
or....great joke you majesty!

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