If you had 1 hour left to live, what would you say to Jehovah? (page 2)

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I would only be inclined to talk to Jehover if I was suffering from delusions and was inclined to talk to thin air.

Dansk

Heck, I have one hour left and YOU come along.....................

unbeliever

I would only be inclined to talk to Jehover if I was suffering from delusions and was inclined to talk to thin air.

Ditto. If I was in that mental state I would probably tell him to kiss my ass.

mouthy

Please dont send me back to earth to do it again!!!

I'd say, "Hey, nice to meet you, Jehovah. I used to belong to this really f%@*ed up religion named after an ancient, mythical, tribal god called Jehovah. Did your parents name you after the same god? Yeah? That's unfortunate. Here's a quarter, buy yourself a pack of gum and start looking for a new name, you caught a bum rap, kid."

Outaservice

"SEE YOU SOON!"

OUTASERVICE

dedpoet

I think I'd be far too busy talking to loved ones I do believe in to talk to a mythical figure I don't believe in anymore.

skyman

Are UFO"S real?

bigmouth

So....where did it go wrong?
or....great joke you majesty!

If you had 1 hour left to live, what would you say to Jehovah?

JAVA