"THIS IS JEHOVAH'S HOUSE..." GAG!

by stillAwitness 43 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    Maybe they do see it as "Jehovah's house" - that's the problem they have seeing all worship in OT terms. That's why they take to shunning so well, since they're bound up in OT practices!

  • AuldSoul
    AuldSoul

    stillAwitness,

    They can't read.

    Acts 17:24 — The God that made the world and all the things in it, being, as this One is, Lord of heaven and earth, does not dwell in handmade temples...
    AuldSoul
  • VM44
    VM44

    If the Kingdom Hall is Jehovah's House, where does he park his Celestial Chariot?

    In the Kingdom Hall parking lot or on the street? The wheels within wheels would make parallel parking the Celestial Chariot very easy!

    --VM44

  • Euphemism
    Euphemism
    There was a big long list of things that couldn't be at the KH, not even outside. Also, it was inappropriate to put a drum beat behind the "Kingdom Melodies" because it was holy music.

    LOL That must have been before the smooth-jazz Kingdom Melodies came out (#9, I believe).

  • young hearts, be free..
    young hearts, be free..

    Hi still !! Yup, heard all that before...we had old grumpy elders who would get pissed at kids having fun on Jehovah's throne, because "it was Jehovah's House" and all

  • bigmouth
    bigmouth

    Jehober's throne isn't in the men's room, then? No, that's just where the big knobs hang out.

  • Spectre
    Spectre

    Hmmmm.....sounds like a bear needs to come charging out of the bushes and show those kids some manners.

  • MungoBaobab
    MungoBaobab

    No, better make is a she-bear, whatever the fluck difference that makes!

  • ohiocowboy
    ohiocowboy
    Jehovah's throne up there

    If I had to sit for hours in the Kingdom Hall listening to the lies spewn forth, I would have Throne up there too...

    Pun intended by the way...

  • Panda
    Panda

    I rememeber being one of the people telling the kids not to play on the stage. But I don't remember calling it Jahs throne??? I thought the whole Earth was his foot stool?

Share this

Google+
Pinterest
Reddit