British And American Intercourse.

by Englishman 59 Replies latest jw friends

  • drloss
    drloss

    "we American's still rule the world"

    ... and that really is something to be proud of!!! .... NOT.

    ... gasoline? or petrol?

  • slipnslidemaster
    slipnslidemaster

    Largest economy.
    Largest military.

    Wait, do the Chinese count?

    Slipnslidemaster: "I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves."
    - Ludwig Wittgenstein

  • cynicus
  • Ustabee
    Ustabee
    'England and America are two countries separated by a common language.'

    Eddie Izzard, HBO Special

  • funkyderek
    funkyderek
    we American's still rule the world

    Clearly not when it comes to punctuation.

    --
    Those who can induce you to believe absurdities can induce you to commit attrocities - Voltaire

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus
    Let's drag the Aussies into this, too.
    In Neil Finn's song "Twisty Bass," he says, "and the windscreen wipers move in time." I can only assume that he means the windshield wipers.

    Neil Finn is a New Zealander!

  • slipnslidemaster
    slipnslidemaster

    I ve always sucked at punctuation

    Product of the greatest country in the world s education system

    Slipnslidemaster: "I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves."
    - Ludwig Wittgenstein

  • CPiolo
    CPiolo

    Fill in the “?” if you can.

    Brits: Lift
    Yanks: Elevator
    Canadians: ?
    Aussies: ?
    Kiwis: ?
    South Africans: ?

    Brits: Nappy
    Yanks: Diaper
    Canadians: ?
    Aussies: ?
    Kiwis: ?
    South Africans: ?

    Brits: Biscuit
    Yanks: Cookie
    Canadians: ?
    Aussies: ?
    Kiwis: ?
    South Africans: ?

    Brits: Lorry
    Yanks: Truck, Semi
    Canadians: ?
    Aussies: ?
    Kiwis: ?
    South Africans: ?

    Brits: ?
    Yanks: Refigerator, Fridge, Ice Box
    Canadians: ?
    Aussies: ?
    Kiwis: ? I used to know the New Zealand name for this but have forgotten.
    South Africans: ?

    Brits: Chips
    Yanks: French Fries, Fries
    Canadians: ?
    Aussies: ?
    Kiwis: ?
    South Africans: ?

    Brits: Crisps
    Yanks: Potato Chips, Chips
    Canadians: ?
    Aussies: ?
    Kiwis: ?
    South Africans: ?

    Brits: Loo, W.C.
    Yanks: Bathroom, Toilet, John, Potty (for children)
    Canadians: ?
    Aussies: ?
    Kiwis: ?
    South Africans: ?

    Brits: Windscreen
    Yanks: Windshield
    Canadians: ?
    Aussies: ?
    Kiwis: ?
    South Africans: ?

    Brits: Bonnet
    Yanks: Hood
    Canadians: ?
    Aussies: ?
    Kiwis: ?
    South Africans: ?

    Brits: Boot
    Yanks: Trunk
    Canadians: ?
    Aussies: ?
    Kiwis: ?
    South Africans: ?

    Brits: Spanner
    Yanks: Wrench
    Canadians: ?
    Aussies: ?
    Kiwis: ?
    South Africans: ?

    Add more if you can.

    I used to come accross these often while teaching English in South America where the students were taught British English with a BBC accent, which, from what I understand, is an artificial accent developed for broadcast and doesn’t reflect a particular class.

    CPiolo

  • cosmo
    cosmo

    Not to start anything but if it wasn't for Americans, wouldn't you be speaking German right now?

  • expatbrit
    expatbrit

    Cosmo:

    What would Americans be speaking if it wasn't for the English?

    Expatbrit

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