If you are a 'fader' - what have you done with.....

AK - Jeff

All your Christmas packaging and so forth? I mean most houses have a ton of trash out front this week due to all the wrappings, etc. We are faders to some extent, though being shunned like we are df'd - I am sure we will make it less obvious at the curb than the neighbors.

I mean it would be embarrassing to be Df'd for having too much wrapping paper wouldn't it?

What do you do with the old tree? Can't drag it to the curb either.

See? It would have just been easier to stay in the borg, Damn it!

Jeff

gumby

All ya gotta do is put your tree and wrapping out in front yard and put a sign on it that says..." whoever the bastard is that dumped their trash here in my yard is going to jail" !

See how easy it is

Gumby

ozziepost

Don't you have recycling bins there?

LittleToe

Keep an eye on Gumby - he's a smart one!!!

gumby

Ozmeister......you can't put a 6 foot evergreen in the recycle bin ya knucklehead!

Gumby

ozziepost

I meant the papaper stuff, ya bloody idiot!

gumby

Well, I guess you could cut the tree up and stuff it in the bin.

Or.....you could tell the elder bastards you gift wrapped some gifts ( not christmas gifts)... for the Katrina victims to help them out since some of the big religious organisations were too damn tight to dip into their pockets.

Gumby

TheListener

Put it in front of a neighbors house. Surely someone must be on vacation.

carla

Put the tree in the yard for the birds to hide in, then in spring burn it. Use black garbage bags (lawn & leaf) for the wrapping paper & boxes.

rebel8

Our town has a free service where you can drop off your tree and they will turn it into mulch for you. Maybe you could do something like that....or get an artificial tree for next yr!! Get a paper shredder and turn your wrapping paper into stuffing for next yr's gift bags.

If you are a 'fader' - what have you done with.....

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