A Morbid Question: What Could Crush You Dead???

by sixsixsixtynine 21 Replies latest social humour

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  Low-Key Lysmith

  If you could see that you were about to be crushed under a huge falling object, would you open a tiny umbrella and hold it over your head?
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  sixsixsixtynine

  would you open a tiny umbrella and hold it over your head?

  Yes. The the more ragged and tiny it is, the more protection it will give you.