Blackberries are red when they're green.

by John Doe 18 Replies latest jw friends

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Thanks chic. ;-) Well, I can't start another thread, so I guess I'll hijack my own. ;-) I thought you all might be interested to read the "posting reminders" from http://www.jwforum.net/. Interesting, no?

    Posting Reminders !!!!! {Please Read it} --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Please do not post messages trying to sale your own items, if you suggest an item or natural product that is ok, but do not try to spam the friends for your own profit. Also do not send messages putting one another down or talking about the Elders in a bad way. Please do not talk bad about another Brother or Sister no matter how bad we may feel. Also do not post anything negative about the congregations. I do realize we all get down at times but we should never talk negative about the friends. Remember to keep this place a place of support and friendship. I realize we must vent sometimes because the nature of our illness but remember we are also Jehovah's people first. If you need to talk about your feelings do so, talk about anything on your mind. All I ask is do not post anything about the subject matter to do with the topic of sex. If you have a mental illness related to some past abuse please put *TRIGGER* in the subject line and space down a few lines so others may skip over the message if they wish. If you feel your message may upset others please put *TRIGGER* in the subject line and space down a few lines also.

    Again do not post anything to do with sex unless it is related to past abuse and follow the above guidelines. Do not put anyone down because of the method of treatment they chose to use. What works for one may not work for another.

    We all must try and do what works for ourselves. But it is good to share with each other what we do in case each other wants to learn. Please feel free to go off topic about anything you want, this is also a group of friends, and I hope to create a friendly group of people, so please just share. Thanks for being part of a great group of people.

  • bikerchic
    bikerchic

    Oh my and some people think JWD is restrictive..........go figure!

  • bikerchic
    bikerchic


    In view of the afore mentioned posting guidelines my final post:

    DEATH TO ALL FANATICS!!! 'nite John boy.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    I guess no one else has any good ones? Tsk tsk tsk.

  • sixsixsixtynine
    sixsixsixtynine

    Iceland is green, and Greenland is ice.

  • greendawn
    greendawn

    When I'm In My Left Brain, I'm Not In My Right Mind.

    I'm not supersticious at all, knock on wood

    It's hard to reach for the stars when you always have your head up your butt

    Scent is tied to memory, but all I can remember are farts.

    Stupidity can not be fixed

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

  • greendawn
    greendawn

    Sorry for the stupidity. It started before I was born.

    My aptitude test says, "Best suited for Organ Donor."

    How can I be so wrong, when everything I do is right?

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    I'm not as think as you drunk I am. Ha ha ha. Ok ok, that one was awfully corny. ;-)

Share this

Google+
Pinterest
Reddit