"Deliverance At Hand" 2006 Convention (page 3)

greendawn

Latte, Carl Sagan put it very eloquently and nicely as to why the R&F don't get it:

"It is astonishing in the face of such transparent evasions that this religion has any adherents at all. But religions are tough. Either they make no contentions which are subject to disproof or they quickly redesign doctrine after disproof. The fact that religions can be so shamelessly dishonest, so contemptuous of the intelligence of their adherents, and still flourish does not speak very well for the tough-mindedness of the believers. But it does indicate, if a demonstration were needed, that near the core of the religious experience is something remarkably resistant to rational inquiry."
— quote from "Broca's Brain" by Carl Sagan, p. 332, twelfth edition

Lost Diamond

Thank you, Blondie, for answering my question.

ontarget

The Great Tribulation Is Over! We Are Now In Paradise - Well you Believed Everything Else!

Voluntary donation, we sugest $10.00

drew sagan

That one is great ontarget!

JustTickledPink

The only deliverance will be around 3pm when you know the final talk is about to be given and you will finally be delivered from the boredom of the assembly.

Thank god I haven't had to endure one in 10 years!!!! YEAH FOR ME!!!!

stillajwexelder

Release of a new Book -- Update on the Ezekiel book - that is my hot tip

AK - Jeff

Release of a new Book -- Update on the Ezekiel book - that is my hot tip

Oh good. Another round of typical, antitypical, third and fourth typical fulfillments of fullfillments of prophecy. Oh wait - how can they get done without the great oracle. Maybe they will just make stuff up? Oh dear, that is not a new idea for them! Jeff [of the giddy in anticipation class]

NYCkid

Yes a brand new soft cover book made by our loving brothers:

Deliverance At Hand: A Guide to Living In the End

Table of Contents:

Keeping separate from the world in all aspects - otherwise you may see the real light

Marriage and finding a suitable mate - even if you have to marry your 2nd cousin because there are no other eligible mates

Why you should avoid College and work in low-paying menial jobs - after all it's only temporary (disregard the job-link from Wal-Mart, our sponsor)

How you can go into debt buying big cars to use in rural field service, despite your low paying job

Blessings of free labor - selling publications and constructing WT owned buildings

Don't worry about securing a large life insurance or 401k or any other retirement benefits - it'll be worthless in the new world

Why you should have many children - securing your retirement and increasing our enrollment (so many damn apostates leaving in droves)

Maintaining faithfulness - how to tattletale on your congregation brothers and sisters and why it's a loving act

7 meetings a week!! - ***Now new meetings on your previous free nights*** - this is for your protection and to ensure brotherly association and encouragement

The end is near - no really (disregard 1888, 1892, 1900, 1914, 1925, 1935, 1975, 1986, 2000, 2001 (9/11), 2014

drew sagan

I had a feeling they might get into Ezekiel. It's been years since a publication that has tried to explain it. I can hardly wait to see all the new lame pictures that show world chaos and anarcy in the time of the end.

stillAwitness

Brother Will Swallow

LOL! Man, you guys are a riot!

"Deliverance At Hand" 2006 Convention

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