The Good News and Bad News (Brace yourselves; cause it is bad)

by stillAwitness 57 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

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  Lilycurly

  Atypical, I was also going for Pig Latin....I guess it's fitting enough for the WT. Other appropriate choices would be "Red Neck", "HillBilly"...um, hey, why not "Sindarin", that way Elves could read it too.;P
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  Nathan Natas

  I wonder what the new language could be?

  Not without good reason do many believe the new language will be "Perl-Before-Pig-Latin."

  intpray "Monitorwaying Wolrdwide Apostacy";

  ilewhay otnay (ethay endway) {
  @atstay = atstay("$ilefay");
  $eginsizebay=$atstay[7];
  $otifynay = inway32::angechay otifynay->new($irectorwayyday,0,'IZESAY')
  orway die "eternally";
  $otifynay->aitway orway arnway "Nothing happened!: $!\n";

  @atstay = atstay($ilefay);
  $endsize=$atstay[7];

  # Did the doctrine change?
  if ($eginsizebay != $endsizeway) {
  print "Some brothers...\n";

  open (ExcuseCache, $ilefay);
  undef $/;
  $excuse=<excuse>;
  close ExcuseCache;

  $excuse =~ m/.*prophecy failed:.*?pid=(\d+).*?\s+\1\s(.*?)\n/s;
  $pid = $1;
  $app = $2;
  print "These are god's dates, not ours $app (PID $pid)\n";

  # Send notification
  %mail = (To => $to,
  From => $from,
  Subject => "New Light",
  Message => "$The chariot moves ahead! $app."
  );
  sendmail(%mail) orway die $Mail::Sendmail::errorway;
  print "Notification sent\n", $Mail::Sendmail::log;

  # orway, send a page
  $snpp = Net::SNPP->new($pagerhost); #
  $snpp->send (Pager => $pager, #
  Message => "$New Light: $app" #
  ); #
  
  print "Article sent to press.\n"; #
  } # End if

  } # Wend

  It is the Society's first foray into rendering their publications in computer-execuatable-code.

  "Infinite loops that lead to everlasting life."
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  Virgogirl

  Spanglish! "Vamos, tu y Yo, preachin in the barrio!"
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  jgnat

  Honestly, truly, the Wycliffe bible translators are working on providing a bible in Plautdietsch , a language still spoken here in Alberta.

  http://www.mennolink.org/doc/lg/

  There are at least 2,737 languages where there is no translation of the bible in their language.

  In 2004,

• new language programs begun in Bibleless language communities worldwide: 356 (93 in 2004) since start of Vision 2025 (Oct 1999): 306 of those were with Wycliffe involvement (82 in 2004)
• 2 Bibles;
• 6 New Testaments;
• 13 the JESUS film scripts;
• 16 video scripts featuring the Gospel of Luke;
• 3 video scripts featuring Genesis.