by mkr32208 23 Replies latest jw friends
Discussing this the other day with wife and best friend. Can you make ANYTHING dirty by adding the expression "I got your" to the beginning and a "right here" to the end?
Are you an Apostate?
I got your apostate right here...!
Did you buy milk today?
I got your milk right here...!
Or am I just being silly (and drunk)
I got your silly drunk right here...!
YAP I Can
Yes, if you're willing to grab your crotch as you say it.
hehehe
I got your "hick" right here!
oh yes baby i got your ministerial servant right here
A close second to this, (and much funnier, IMO,) is the whole "Yo Mama" song and dance. my Roommate came into the Living Room the other day and exclaimed; "I need to get something that is cheap and a lot of it". I replied "how about Yo Mama?"
-Breck
I got yo mamma right here!
Awwwwwwwww,..........sheeeeeeet.
Somebody got yo's truly off on a "Yo Mama" trip:
Yo Mama's so nasty, she put on some Secret and it told on her.
Yo Mama's so fat, she broke her leg and gravy came out.
Yo Mama's so fat, her blood type's marinara
Yo Mama's so fat, after sex I rolled over twice, and I was still on the b**ch.
Oh yeah?
Yo Mama's so nasty, she got fired from the sperm bank,
for drinking on the job!!!
