Baptism's whats all that about? You can hear the elders saying "we've got you now" as they dunk you.
This will make you laugh. When I got baptised the brother in front of me had forgotten his shorts so was he was baptised in his Y-fronts (underwear). When he came out his Y-fronts were nearly at his knee's! You didn't see anything though, he had a tee-shirt on. I nearly pissed myself! It scared me for life I haven't been able to wear underwear since.