LMAO@ RR!!!!!
One sub, in AP (college)english, had a headache, and insisted that we work with the lights off. So, I talked the whole period at the top of my voice, loud as possible without shouting. THe other was sub was apparently called in last minute. He stumbled in with red eyes, messed up hair, holding coffee. I was like "So, you just getting here?" He turned out to be nice.