My husband said ok and just kept on washing the truck
Shoulda sprayed his ass with the hose! OOPS! Got your 59.99 JCpenny suit wet!
As to how to avoid them if it's been that long since you've even been you could try my trick! I've recently had great success in simply denying that I was ever baptized at all! I was, but how would they PROVE it! I did it as a joke but it's really worked well.