STOP THE PRESSES!!!!
(No pun intended).
I've received a reply from the very kind editor who says:
Lisa,
Thanks for your question. This is certainly interesting . . . but I think you may have us mistaken with the Vitality Magazine out of Yardley, Pennsylvania? Maybe? We have definitely never run an article that suggested what you've read.
Incidentally, do you know why more than just you would be asking about this? Because less than an hour before you sent this e-mail I received the exact same question from someone else.
Cheers,
HA!!!!! I'm taking up the mantle with Yardley out of Pennsylvania!!!!