I think I know why Jehovah hasn't made me His myspace friend. He probably already has 144 thousand and so He's all done.
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Jehovah won't be my MYSPACE friend.
by professor 20 Replies latest jw friends
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Stephanus
Heh, heh!
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professor
Tom said that's right.
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Enigma One
I guess if you can't be JoeHoover's friend, then maybe you could try "Birdfood"? Or maybe "Destruction"? "Fire & Brimstone's"?
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doofdaddy
Careful of getting too matey with any of those 144,000 as jeh is a jealous type and has been known to go off big time.
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Enigma One
What happens when you get smited / smote by Jah from .myspace. Do you get a real life then? Or banned to a lifetime of dialup access?
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DannyHaszard
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I was 'born in' 1957 to hard core pioneer parents who were reviled for getting 'knocked up' with your's truly. My family started out broken by the watchtower and stayed poor, we lived hand to mouth and the watchtower ruled us with an iron fist. Had a brutal time going to school during the 'better dead than red' super nationalism of the early 1960's. I got beat up in the school yard while the WT leaders who ran my show and made my rules had personal bodyguards. They made us all dysfunctional with their 1975 fiasco (it's all your fault for serving jehover for a date) Damn you Watchtower psychopath annointed baldhead flunky tyrants -------- Danny Haszard Bangor Maine
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I was formerly JwPoetess90. I decided to shut that page down because xanga got boring but now I"M BACK. If you wanna know more come check out my site.
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i am a swedish girl from goodaven i like ice hocky mising few teeth but got a normal chin now! but fav sports are snowboarding surfing skateboarding...... do u belive me yet ok ok im young, heathy, fit, extremely good looking, why is it you find out your extremely good looking everybody calls you vain ha ha i do like all sports above but love music and gigs and im male by the way.
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Im 18.Well sometimes im quiet but once i get to know u, i can be crazy. im laid back, not materialistic, not conceited, get along with all types of people, and love to laugh, read, listen to music (im old school), not a big tv person...do whatever i feel like doing..ya know. im not like anyone you've met before
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Hi, im rachel and i love electronics!!!! My favorites r the computer and the T.V and c.d players (music)!!! i like horses monkeys tigers and reptiles. I love music, it awesome!!!!!
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hey whassup my name is Chynna (pronounced like china) i am fun,funny,crazy, and outgoing i love music,fashion,looking at tight cars, volleyball, hanging out with friends, watching tv, and talking on the phone(lots of stuff) OH YEAH AND OF COURSE GETTING ON AOL
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i am one of Jehovah's Witnesses and i value being one very much. i believe that it is a great blessing & a privelege..i'm a simple girl just trying to live a simple life..
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I am a gramma that really enjoys her grandchildren. I have many step grandchildren, but have a really close relationship with one of them. I would like to make it clear that I am a happily married little ole lady. I am not looking for anyone to fullfill anything. I became one of Jehovah's Witnesses in 1982. Have been married to a fine Christian Brother for over 18 years.
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I hope that dreams come when I die, So we can talk I won't wake up, I'll ask how your life worked out, I'll never know that I'm just dreaming
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I was born in Bethlehem PA. Raised a Witness, when I ws five we moved to Tahlequah, my dad was a elder my mom was a reqular pioneer. Everything was great, until BOOM boobshell, you can probably guess what haooened next mom and dad divorced, dad was disfellowship, both remarried, I moved with my mom to Tulsa, OK, stayed there few years, then moved to Wagoner. I could not get along with my stepsister, so I moved in with my dad who had been reinstated. I started Reqular Pioneering, went to pioneer school, left home to go where the need was great. Then BOOM another BOMBSHELL, I fell in love, unfortunetly he was not in the truth, worse came to worse I was disfellowship. We got married and after years of struggling to get back into the truth and four kids later, I got reinstated. Everything was going great until BOOM another BOMBSHELL, I was pregnant AGAIN!! At least with this one I was in the truth and had some support. Ok I can deal with one more child, no problem, then BOOM ANOTHER BOMBSH
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Ok wat is up im a skater,snowbarder,motocross racer and in a couple bands...im also a servant of Jehovah god, as one of Jehovahs Witnesses. Im very active and im constantly happy, I usaully can put a smile on anyones face....... : )
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i want a lover i don't have to love. i want a girl who's too sad to give a fuck. hey where's the kid with the chemicals? i thought he said he'd meet me here but im not sure. i got the money if you got the time. you said it feels good, i said i'll give it a try... bad actors with bad habits. some sad singers. they just play tragic. and the phones ringing. and the bands leaving. lets just keep touching. lets just keep, keep singing. i wanna lover i dont have to love. i want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk... you write such pretty words. but life's no story book. love's an excuse to get hurt. and to hurt. do you like to hurt? i do, i do, then hurt me... MORE! Jehovah's Witnesses BlogRing for Young AdultsAbout this Blogring This is for those college student level, young adult, JW people who can share in each other's world. The world of JW's cuz JW's are taking over! lol!
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Im a crazy lil girl that loves to be with my friends and around people in General. I love music. its the biggest part of my life aside from friends and Jehovah. I like to think that im not afraid to be Who i am... ~ Always DANCIN!!!!!! ~
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im 22, 5'10, I am a family person, they mean so much to me. i have 2 brothers and 4 sisters. i got my own place,and i love it. i have been a waitress for 4 yrs.
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Hey people, by popular demand, the other bry has created a xanga site, so see my world like youve never seen it before....out of a website.
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In the course of a rambling, nervous discourse on some absoutely irrelevant subject, i exposed myself...to myself... as a nurcotic squirrel, a virtual headless chicken, totally incapable of making value judgements, and running on a rum-soaked treadmil towards a schizophrenic rainbow in a two-dimensional sky.- Hunter S. Thompson
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Im your typical nice girl with her stories behind the scene, but isnt that what all of us are?. I was born and raised a Jehovah's Witness and am trying to live a life of good while surrounded by a world of bad.... not always as easy as Id like it to be.
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I'm a 14 year old girl living down in Phoenix Az, If ya don't know me, then that's too bad! My favourite band is Hawthorne Heights, Der! They Rock! My fave movie would have to be... 'Invader Zim' (Though that's not a movie... YET!) I love hangin' with my friends, <3 ya guys!roller skating, playing soccer, talking on the phone, annoying my sis, and sleeping! My best friend is Jamin. My mom adopted me three brothers! Yaya, I love them! SHe adopted: Jamin, Josh, and Eric... So now I have cool siblings! Lol... Yup, ummm... I have a cat and a dog, Jack ((doggy)), and Lucy ((kitty))... I want an iguana, but mom says I can't have one.. Oh well, hmmm... I dunno, if u have any questions... Just ask! Lata gatas!
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Hiya, My name's Megan - or Meggs. I am one of Jehovah's Witnesses and am a Texan born and bred!!! I'm eighteen as well as being a realisti romantic, ( yes they do exist) theatre ( all types, movies, *stage*, improv...) and literature are my passions. i LOVE to travel!! feel free to email me or talk to me!
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I am a single mother of one. I love the Arts (Movies, plays, books, etc,) I am just here seeking friends--clean association--- and to relieve stress. If you are at all interested--u know what do do. ---E-mail a girl--you have all the info you need to your left.
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well i am a JW. very proud of it to. by the way i'm BRITANI NELSON. so check out my xanga!!! its sexy!!! by the way i LOVE to laugh....however i have not truly laughed in a loooooong time so tell me a joke sometime. and beleive me i'm always looking for ways to make YOU smile.
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Hey y'all. I'm Kimberley, I'm 18 and I live in Texas. I'm a Jehovah's Witness, I've been raised in the truth my whole life. If you want to know more, then just drop on by!
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I like to take photos, I enjoy the sun, i try to sing and play guitar in a band.
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Serving Jehovah~ my main goal in life is to bring someone into the truth!~HOOK EM' HORNS!!!~my cell phone!~ going to ft. worth with treasure!!!~ going in service and driving down Gore Store Rd. with everyone in the mini-van!~ taking pictures~John Deere!~BIG chevys!~classic and new sport cars~hanging out with my friends and just being my crazy self!~the outdoors~poetry<poems in genereal>~phantom of the opera of course!~the mall!~FOOD! hehehe~oh and i must not forget...babysitting my sweet jacob!!!~
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Pioneering with my loving friend and wife, anf as much as we can building and renovating Kingdomhall's and Bethel houses. The wordly job isn't important it allows only to put most of our energy in Jehovah's tasks, during this ending times.
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ok well im 16... (i turn 17 in december) i live in louisiana.... im a jehovah's witness..... i love rock, emo rock, alternative rock..... my favorite bands are green day, the killers, yellowcard, weezer, and dashboard confessional.... i love skateboarding, bmx, motocross/supercross, inline skating.... i love computer stuff and video games... im into architecture, psychology, biology...... girls... girls are awesome... lol.... and thats all i can think of for now... if i think of somethin else i'll put it on here... lol
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I was told by someone that I should write a book about my life...this is as close to that as i'm gonna get... I'm on my way to a greater happiness than I expected...and I'm not complaining!!! I love to give advise...so if you have a problem...I'm here for ya...(most of the time)...got to leave room for error... I might be an elder one day....this will be the begginning... P.S. "I'm in love!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Hey my names kelsey and I am 16 I live in WACO! yay...I enjoy hangin out wit my friends (ecspecially in ft. woth)and of course serving jehovah..
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Im 19 ... Live in Texas... Love.... 1st off a most importantly Jehovah.. My Family... My Friends.... Dancing.... Music... My Guitar Piano and Violin.. writing and reading.. Travling... HAVING FUN.... Theres not much i dont like OH AND I LOVE DAVE MATTHEWS BAND and Country
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professor
My life is complete now that Danny has hijacked a thread of my very own.
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kittyeatzjdubs
i just threw up a little in my mouth...''like it was so fun being elbow to elbow with my bros and sisters! so spiritually upbuilding!'' ............***barfbarfbarfbarfbarf***
aNd Y dO PeEpZ hAfTa TyPe LiKe DiS? DoEs AnYoNe ElSe GeT aNnOyEd By ThIs?????? .....I mean....it would be easier to just type like a normal person and if you actually used correct spelling and pronunciation, people might take you seriously....I mean, come on girl! You're a warrior of Jeehover....act like it!!!
luv, jojo
