by Nosferatu 15 Replies latest jw friends
There will be more English speaking congregations that are forced to merge together because of reduction in attendance.
The WTS will attempt to white-wash over this by describing them as a certain number of "new" congregations while the total number of congregations are actually going down.
2006
The governments of the world will turn on the Roman Catholics, the Hindus, Islam, Sikhism, Buddhism, the Mormons, the whole caboodle; thus heralding the beginning of the apocalypse.
I predict this to happen on Christmas Eve.
The entire Governing Body will abdicate and relinquish their thrones to...
The Wizard of UZZZ
The Watchtower Society will continue to find more areas in which they need tomake cutbacks"simplify".
I third this motion
I predict a memorial and 3 conventions with the release of yet another publication.
I almost blew soda out my nose...for some reason this just struck me as particularly funny...and true....
I've heard of one convention (district) here in the east coast reduced to circuit size (movedfrom stadium to Jersey city).
