It's a shame. It seems that the JWs were near perfect for Charlie, what with his penchant for numerology and such. And the legalism! Great match there, too. Whoo! I'm not really cheating on my wife because I'm having sex with men and not women! What a nearly perfect match!
Except that the JWs didn't want him, what with being homosexual in their eyes and all. Must be gutting, finding a religion that so nearly matches your personal brand of crazy, but they don't want you.