What should we name the baby?

by Eyebrow 45 Replies latest jw friends

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  AMarie

  I always thought that Valerie was a pretty name for a girl, Tristan for a boy.

  Amanda
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  conflicted

  My wife and I are also expecting a little one. How about these names:

  Boys-

  Asswipe (pronounced osweepe)
  Lemuel
  Casper
  Umbaldo

  Girls-

  Griselda
  Betilda
  Shakira
  Willamina

  My wife doesn't like any of those names, she has no sense of humor.

  Seriously; Marcus, Gilbert, Derrick - Sadie, Zoe, Gwenn
  I like those :)
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  bboyneko

  Dan: The barbarain

  is a lovley name
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  tattoogrl333

  What about naming the child after alcohol. Tequila, Brandy, Captain Morgan,
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  Farkel

  My oldest daughter's middle name is "Shamayne." I'm particularly fond of that one.

  My former wife's name is "Annemarie." God, how I miss that name!

  It beats the hell out of "Moon Unit" or "Grizelda!"

  Farkel
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  Kat_

  My favorite girls name, which I was planning to name my own:

  Arden

  I went with another name only because I had to stick with the cheesy idea of 'everyone in the family starting with the same letter'...I am sure you've met those types before...hee hee.

  Of course, I am particularly partial to the name Katherine...she could call herself 'Kat' on-line!
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  NeedTime

  What about

  For a girl Peta, Shannon, Brooke
  For a boy Tyler, Jared, Aidan

  Have you ever noticed how boys named Denis really are menaces.

  NT
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  WildHorses

  How about Sakara or Bethany?
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  Tatiana

  Congratulations.

  For girls:
  Glory (my daughter's first name-from the Bible)
  Tatiana (my daughter's middle name gotten from a horror novel I was reading at the time about vampires)
  Destiny
  Aaliyah
  Sabine

  Boys:
  Gabriel (my son's name)
  Dominic (my son's name)
  Sterling (my son's name)
  Nevada ( my son Dominic's middle name after my grandmother)

  Yes, I know, you think I had 6 kids just so I could name them, right?
  Well, it WAS fun!

  April
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  Kat_

  Hi!

  I just heard this and thought it was quite suitable for this thread:

  A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
  mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.
  To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
  He turned to the second Mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
  He turned to the third Mom. "Your obsession is alcohol. Like the others, your obsession manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
  At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little 5 year old boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's get out of here."

  Kat